scientist

According to Hollywood, a person wearing a white apron and glasses, who can accomplish any scientific or technological task in a relatively short period of time.

Evil leader: "Is the fusion machine ready?"
Subordinate: "Not yet sir, but we'll get more scientists and finish on schedule."

by _Henry_ March 30, 2009

scientificalogical

an adjective to describe something that is or appears scientific and/or logical

in the CBS show Big Bang Theory, Sheldon Cooper has made many scientificalogical remarks.

by moreparamore July 2, 2009

scientissimum

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Did you check that Scientissimum yet?

by markyopapa November 23, 2021

Ballpark scientist

wannabe-scientists who deduce answers that are generally "in the ballpark" of being right

Inquiring mind: how far is the moon?
Ballpark scientist: pretty far

by ILostTheFunk November 5, 2011

non-scientist

someone who is not an expert in science

Flattening the curve is not effective says the non-scientist.

by timlight April 23, 2020

Facebook scientist

A person who gets all their news and information from Facebook. This person usually thinks he or she has a broad knowledge about things like global warming, conspiracy theories, illnesses etc. simply because they read about it on Facebook.

Karen gets all her information about COVID-19 and global warming from Facebook. She is a Facebook scientist.

by NibbaDibba August 8, 2020

bottle rocket scientist

A proven meathead. Someone who is a blithering idiot.

That redneck is a bottle rocket scientist.

by DaHolmes January 29, 2023