scrambled jizzoke

when you blow your load on a girls forehead and you dirty dick it and stip it up

I totally scrambled jizzoked Kyle's mom last night

by gregmaster April 18, 2010

Scababble

is one of those moments when you just stare blankly to thin air and starts thinking about random thoughts, asking yourself random questions. (but....if you finally get the answer to one of your questions, it wont be satisfying either cause then that feeling of curiosity is lost, and will be disappointed, yet you seek for some answers.)

*a scababble scenario*
boy: *in his head* i wonder what came first the chicken or the egg? if you sleep at 1 am do you sleep early or late?

boy1: dude whatcha doin?
boy: nothin, just scababbling

*another scababble scenario*
girl: dont you just ever scababble
girl1: what's that?
girl: when you just stare blankly and ask yourself random thoughts
girl1: DUDE I DO THAT A LOT
girl: SAME

(moral of the story is... everyone scababble)

by a cule person May 2, 2019

Shabumble

A series of misunderstandings that involved events and or actions that only make sense after explanation.

What a shabumble tonight was.

by Fleasus January 28, 2017

Scrambled Smegs

When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.

I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Anaheim scramble

Anaheim scramble: the act of putting avocado in your condom and then having sex.

Example:
I met this hot Latin girl at the club we had a lot to drink, so we went to my car and I gave her an Anaheim scramble.

by HarleyDFLSTC July 22, 2016

dick scrambler

A bike seat.

Hey Mike, do you need one of those dick scramblers to finish your bike project?

by Billy Bob from Varsity Blues April 23, 2018

To scramble one's eggs

To hurt/ injure one's testicles.

Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!

Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.

by Nobli June 1, 2022