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Satan

A person who don't like cake
You don't like cake? Fuck you satan
by XxcoolbrahxX April 18, 2017
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Little Satan

by Dancing with Fire August 1, 2011
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Satan's gumdrop

((Seyt-ns guhm-drops))
–noun
1. Usually, Satan's gumdrops. The real name for Brussels sprouts. A plant, Brassica oleracea gemmifera, having small, cabbagelike heads or buds along the stalk, eaten as a vegetable.

2. Brussels sprouts. any of the heads or buds, eaten as a vegetable.

3. A vegetable side dish that induces vomiting, fear, pain, death, and bitter taste in ones mouth if ingested.
Susan: Why?! Why god?! Why do you hate me so?
Brittany: What are you going on about now?
Susan: The waiter brought me Satan's gumdrops with my half order of chicken! I specifically told him not to! I asked for ...
Brittany: Satan's gumdrops? ((urp)) Ugggh... just got a little bile in my mouth.
Susan: Let's split this joint. Any place that serves Brussel sprouts in lieu of edible food does not deserve our business.
by Tsarstepan December 13, 2010
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Satan's Finger

Sharp, knife like pain that randomly strikes your asshole, especially at inconvenient times.
While talking to my boss about a hoped for promotion, I unexpectedly received Satan's Finger
by Bobbylicious1 April 16, 2012
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Satinism

A new religion that worships the divine fabric... Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but SATIN. The church of satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns.

It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.
"The priest at the church of satinism gave a long sermon about how our creator satin fabricated us into existence..."
by LordHarambe8789 November 22, 2016
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satan’s doorbell

“I can’t believe he tried to ring satan’s doorbell last night while we were studying!”
“what a godless whore!!”
by chuckyswashbuckly December 3, 2017
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Drunker than Satan

Drunk as fuck, probably derives from the song & video "Drunker Than Satan" that became popular on the internet in 2008.
"Hahaha, holy shit! Josh was drunker than I've ever seen last night, but Kyle was drunker than Satan!!!!!"
by Blackjackolantern March 5, 2009
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