waxy saturday

When a male ejaculates into ones ear.

Person A: Yooo dude did you bang her?

Person B: Nah man, she was on her period so i just gave her a waxy saturday and called it a night.

by Taggart. February 17, 2008

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Second Saturday

When there is a holiday which people do not have to work on, Sunday is actually the second saturday to party!

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Not much, it's a Sunday night."
"No, dude, it's second Saturday, Monday is Labor Day!"
"LET'S PARTY!!!!!!"

by Rob the Cable Guy November 26, 2008

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no standards saturday

the night of the week where everyone drops their usual standards of the opposite sex for the sake of making the night a good time

he showed that he was practicing 'no standards saturday' when he took home the ugliest girl at the party

by thepoonhandler February 04, 2010

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Saturday School

The worst reason to wake up before noon on a weekend.

Tom had a terrible hangover when he woke up to go to Saturday school.

by Damian the Greek April 23, 2008

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Suit Saturday

A day in which a suit must be worn. It generally starts out as a means to curb the pain from the night before. The party members are to take on fake identities and discuss business. Topics of conversation may range from buying premium real estate, companies we own or fabulous vacations.

Jamal: Hey did you check the day?
Erin: Suit Saturday again..
Jamal: Damn right time to suit up bitches!

by TheBlueLantern January 23, 2013

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