Good Samaritan

When you sweetly offer someone help changing a flat tire but when their back is turned, you hit them over the head with a shovel.

You better hope no one slashes your tires because I will good samaritan your ass.

by ahimsa January 7, 2009

good samaritan

to use a numb hand to shelving a pill. such that it feels like a stranger is doing you that favour.

Whilst novices might sit on ones hand for a prolonged period, experienced operators would opt for a tourniquet.

when i go the good samaritan on myself, i make sure that i'm looking in the mirror, so i can give myself a wink when i'm done. I find It is also a superb opportunity to give oneself a dirty sanchez.

by marcus_schmarcus June 23, 2006

The Good Samaritan

Often practiced by lone homosexual men. The said homosexual goes to a popular gay hunting ground i.e. public toilets, gay bushes or the forest, he then waits till there is a group of gays who are yet to pull but need to empty their full sacks ! He then lays on the floor in just his pants, the group approach and collectively wank all over him until he's covered in gentleman's relish !

That Stephen Good is a 'Good Samaritan' in name and nature, he was found in the gay bushes in Featherstone absolutely caked in man batter, apparently there was 7 of them who emptied on him, he was 'The Good Samaritan'

by The Purple Helmet February 14, 2022

good samaritan

Kenneth Ely, the most selfless papa dog out there

The good samaritan made sure everyone knew ALL their possibilities; "You know, you could try...."

by The lucky daughter March 16, 2019

Samariyan

hangs with the 'tards
"are you hot enought?"
pants wetta 4 eva

You're such a Samariyan, stop wettin the bed, son.

by [insert name here loser] April 14, 2010

Samaritanism

Samaritanism describes good actions that are often done by people who believe they are genuinely good themselves.
While such behavior is appreciable, due to the way the world works presently, it has become more of an annoyance than a virtue.
People who fall under this description should be called samaritans.

Bob: "John really likes to help out everyone he sees huh..."

Samaritanism in action...

Mark: "He's just competing for the nicest person award. Fucking samaritans."

by Greatkibble January 8, 2015

Samariyan

Your girl. Your bestie. The girl who will say she wet the bed whe it was really you just so you don't get in trouble. Hold on to this one.

OMG you're such a Samariyan. You're awesome!

by Kamikosse June 21, 2016