Safety squints

When you are doing something potentially hazardous to your vision, and instead of grabbing safety glasses, you squint.

OSHA inspector: STOP WORKING NOW!!!!

Diligent employee: I’m just grinding this metal? What’s the problem?!?!
OSHA inspector: you need eye protection
Diligent employee: (engages safety squints)
OSHA inspector: thank you for being a model employee

by captain longdong December 1, 2020

safety torch

a torch used for protection against monsters

OMG theres a monster!! Grab the safety torch!

by tobybuscus December 18, 2011

Safety Snap

When you send a random snap for the sole purpose of ensuring that you keep a snap streak alive.

"Why did you send a picture of your wall?"
"I'm just sending my daily safety snap to keep the snap streaks alive."
"Ah right, makes sense."

by kcdah October 7, 2016

internet safety

A List of rules that most kids are shown at a young age about how to be safe on the internet when in reality The internet Is never a safe place and You cannot Protect yourself In it.

(in theory) Parent: Here are the internet Rules
kid: Yay now can be Safe!

(In reality)
Typical Internet chat forum

kid:Hi guys
guy 1: F U
guy 2: brah i will ddoxx yu
Guy3:?i stole ur dog
guy4: (NOT SPAM) Have Free Money!!

(One Safety rule)
If a guy harrasses you tell a parent or guardian

(Inreality)

kid: moooom this guys theatening me!
2 days later
guy: i stole ur Bank money your life insurance your Food, i will destroy you

internet safety is so not A fake reality of People who belive everything should be rainboys and ponies

by Wolfu July 24, 2016

Safety

New York way of saying “peace” “be safe” “goodbye”

Friend 1: alright man I gotta go, I’m bout to see my family in Brownsville.

Friend 2: alright safety gang😎

by NameChanger420 June 4, 2023

Safety Fart

The act of sitting on the toilet to do a fart, often caused by the fear of following through.

Rob really needed to fart but had just eaten some spicy ass Indian food, so he sat on the toilet and did a safety fart to avoid shitting his pants.

by Northern1 April 26, 2011

safety meeting

Code for smoking weed. People in authoritative positions usually never know what this means. Also, watch the video "Get Safe" on myspace video. You'll get the idea.

Person 1: "Dude, we should go get one of those bread bowls from domino's."
Person 2: "Yeah, but lets have a safety meeting first."
Person 1: "Ohhh for sure!"

by katieiscool? August 26, 2009