Swifty

Someone who spews turds out of their mouth and their ears think it’s in the tune of Taylor Swift, but because her songs sound horrible to many human ears, it sounds like someone defecating on the carpet or tiles after removing their undergarments.

I heard a breakup on the radio, and I wanna get swifty in here. I took off my pants and panties as well.

by Beavis Is Awesome July 15, 2023

Swifty

A superfan of the Artist Taylor Swift.

"Girl i am such a swifty! I listened to her new album last night! All of the songs! 5 times!"

by MaskedWriter September 13, 2023

Swifty

Someone who is really obsessed with Taylor swift

I love Taylor swift so much I am a swifty

by Therearenogoodnamesavalible April 8, 2024

Swifty

When you unexpectedly slide your tongue in the asshole of a wonderful woman

Hey Kimmy! how's about a swifty to start your day! I know how you love a swift lick of that ass... tonsil deep!

by The Red Rabbit 122918 May 3, 2024

Swifty

When a female jacks you off with fast movement and she makes you ejaculate in a short amount of time.

My wife told me the kids were due home from school soon we didn’t have time to have sex. I felt really horny so I asked her to give a Swifty

by L892 March 8, 2025

Swifty

An enthusiastic fan of taylor

I love Taylor swift so im a swifty

by Hiyalolasr June 11, 2025

[Swifty]

1. The name given to someone who's football club is called the "Swifts."

2."Like a Swifty." A incredibly bad or embarrassing performance at something which the person/s tried there hardest at.

"Hey dude, you remember Mark right?"

"Yea?"

"Well, he chocked on his big exam and now he has to repeat the year."

"Like a Swifty!"

by The swifty November 4, 2008