carpet sweeping

Manually, with the digits of the hand, or orally pleasuring a woman who is totally hairy down in the nether regions.

Sorry I missed your call, I was carpet sweeping my girl's rug.

by BigM_MysteryMann September 9, 2011

Chimney Sweeping

(v) {pres. part.}: The insertion of a prolapsed uterus into a vagina or anus during sexual intercourse, usually in place of a penis.

At first the sight of the saggy uterus was sickening, but when she stated chimney sweeping the guy, I couldn't help but feel strangely aroused, if not dead inside.

by Mr__P March 13, 2010

Rice Sweeping

Getting together with a buddy(s) at night and lookin for unorganized races.

Hey billy, wanna go rice sweeping tonight?

by BlackS3ven AkA Greco May 23, 2006

foot sweeping

Sweeping the hardwood floor with your drunken bare foot.

"What are you foot sweeping over there Frank?" "You know it."

by clooneyclone June 9, 2015

taint sweeping

Cleaning a woman’s taint with your mustache while giving her oral.

My girl needs a good taint sweeping when we get home.

by Wheresmydad23 January 19, 2023

Bachelor sweeping

When a bachelor walks barefoot on bare floors. When enough crap sticks to his feet, he wipes them with his hand over a garbage can.

"All he ever does is dust with this hands and bachelor sweeping. He never mops or vacuums. His sink is full of dishes. His bathtub and toilet are disgusting. Why on God's green earth would you want to date him?"

by lifeinfragments September 18, 2012

Chimney Sweeping

Giving butterfly kisses on someone's asshole

Did you know Sean has pink eye?

Yeah he was chimney sweeping that sketchy chick from the bar last night.

Serves him right.

by ChimneyBandit January 3, 2020