subaru

The best thing that could ever exist. truly an omnipotent being beyond our understanding and completely based

"hey man subaru is such a cool guy,"

"yeah i know he's so based"

by lcsfld September 17, 2022

Subaru

Subaru - the ultimate status symbol, besides a new bong, or on their way to Cuba, Nepal, or Palestine - especially in ski or college towns. Ask any good mechanic what a POS they are, yet their owners will never admit it, but spend senseless $thousands repairing it & pretending it is "well built & reliable" Not registerable unless covered with rainbow, coexist, or "=" stickers

Better my sister in a whorehouse than my brother in a Subaru

by Alpino February 1, 2023

Subaru

That pink starfish
Spongebob's best friend

What is Subaru doing to SpongeBob bro 🥀 💔 always on some bs

by Glitter_Tits69 March 6, 2025

Subaru

Patrick from spongebob

Subaru is my favorite character

by mttr.112 March 6, 2025

Subaru

Subaru is a character in the cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants, also known as Patrick Star.

- I hate that even Subaru took part in no Spongebob day what kind of best friend is he
- Who's Subaru?
- I call Patrick Subaru

by no ones overdosing March 8, 2025

Subaru

What we call Patrick.
Participated in No Pagani Day.

“Who’s Subaru?”
“I call Patrick Subaru.”

by annagoons183737 March 8, 2025

Subaru

Another name for Patrick Star. It originated from a thread on the Spongebob fandom wiki page where a user refers to Patrick as "Subaru"

Kmh1481: "I hate that even Subaru took part in no Spongebob day what kind of best friend is he"
Idoodle247: "Who's Subaru?"
Kmh1481: "I call Patrick Subaru"

by LeonesTM March 8, 2025