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Stormy weather friend

We have all heard of fare weather friends friends that are in your life when it's good. However Stormy weather friends are friends that are only there when they have problems in their lives and they want to to be their umbrella 🌂 in the ⛈.
Sam only calls me when she has problems and no other time I am sick of only being a stormy weather friend.
by Otter2 March 23, 2017
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Stormy Daniels

1. a now notorious (in)famous porn star and former stripper. She was born in 1979 in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Her real name is Stephanie Gregory, her stage name reflects her love for Motley Crue. Bassist Nikki Sixx's daughter is named Storm. She appeared in several porn flicks as well as brief roles in 'Knocked Up' and the unbelievably stupid '40-Year-Old Virgin'. She is now famous for having a one-night stand with the uncouth Caligula Douchebag Traitor Donald Trump, particularly SPANKING his fucking worthless ass.
2. to pay off or bribe somebody who has a dirty secret about you, but will later expose it anyway.

3. anybody who has such secrets but 'narcs' on you anyway.
1. Stormy Daniels holding a rolled-up Forbes magazine with trump's ugly mug on the cover: 'Pull down your pants!'.

Sassybrat Douchebag Trumpster: 'Oh, momma! You wouldn't?'. *pulls down his pant*

(*WHACK! WHACK!*)

Trump trash: 'Bluuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!'

Yes, brothers and sisters - this Arrogant Tin God, this fascist incestuous egotistical SMF, this racist rapist, this uncouth worthless piece-of-shit is even LOWER than I even expected. He is a wimpy, whiny, revolting, immature SPANKEE BOY! Shit!!!!!! Piss!!!!!! Fuck!!!!!! Damn!!!!!! She spilled the beans on '60 Minutes' despite being threatened by Spanky Don not to. Two weeks later, he kidnapped migrant children and put them in concentration camps, proving even more what an asshole he is. Trump is worthless, his fascistic and treasonous acts prove that he is NOT worthy of living, he's a waste of sperm and ova.

2. .The governor of Missouri resigned after he got Stormy Daniels -ed by his mistress. Then his wife divorced him.

3. After the actor died off, his Stormy Daniels wrote an expose book about what a jerk he truly was.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 22, 2022
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Stormy Kromer

When your having anal sex "doggy style"; take your hat off and hold it under her vagina. So when you pull out fast, she shits in your hat and then you put it on, keeping your head warm!
"Hey man, why does your Stormy Kromer hat smell and look like shit?" "Well, last night my bedroom was super cold for starters. It got a little wild last night with the old lady and ended up needing something to catch shit in."
by CapinQueef October 4, 2017
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Stormy Monday

The Stormy Monday is a sexual tactic where the man repeatedly spits on the woman's face during anal intercourse. This tactic, similar to ass to mouth or tea-bagging, is one where the male derives pleasure by humiliating the female.
I was giving her the Stormy Monday last night when she freaked out and left the room.
by doctor AA July 30, 2009
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Stormy Daniels

A brilliant female entrepreneur. Trump used to enjoy her company, but he now has Sean Hannity.
Tom: Is that Stormy Daniels?
Joe: No, don't be stupid! That's Sean Hannity! You can tell because he's on his knees licking Trump's arse!
Tom: I feel stupid.
by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019
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stormy folf

A very adorable folf on twitter, not to be confused with Stormi folf, another twitter furry.
Stormy folf

Stoooooooooormyyyy

You're a cutie :3
by SpFrost August 1, 2021
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Stormy Kromer

Sex position very much like Cowgirl except the female must always be facing due north, and the male is laying parallel with the sides of the bed. It is possible to be doing the Stormy Kromer and (Reverse) Cowgirl at the same time.
Friend "Have you ever heard of the Stormy Kromer?"
You "Heard of it, I've done it"
by TurkleDawg December 29, 2012
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