stoners honor 

When your friend promises you that you will smoke some bud later

“We gonna smoke later” “yea stoners honor”

stoners honor by Faddeddarkness November 5, 2017

Stoners excuse 

A stoners excuse is any excuse which is used to smoke, usually very shit excuses

Stoner: I just finished work, I’ll celebrate with a joint

You: That’s a stoners excuse👍

Stoners excuse by CanOfToast July 7, 2022

Stoners Kiss 

the act of lighting a joint with an already lit joint

dude its too windy for my lighter. give me a stoners kiss

Stoners Kiss by JustAnotherRandomStoner December 6, 2024

stoners folly

The act of taking another cannabis edible before the first one has kicked in.

T:+1:00 "it's only been an hour and I don't feel anything yet, I'm gonna have another brownie"
T+2:00 "I definitely did not need that second brownie. I'm stoned af rn. I've fallen for the stoners folly"

stoners folly by StankyPete July 13, 2026

baby stoners

teenagers who have only recently taken up smoking (pot)- not full-blown potheads, but on their way. used either endearingly or scornfully

baby stoners by lauren September 2, 2003

Golden Rule for Stoners 

This rule states: If one is to get up and get a drink for drymouth relief, they had better come back with a drink for their burn-out buddy

Kenzie: I'm getting up to get water

Caitlin: I'm too lazy to get mine but I'm parched..

Kenzie: (Comes back with both glasses)

Caitlin: Wow bro! Thanks for following the Golden Rule for Stoners!

Golden Rule for Stoners by GoodCallGirls November 17, 2011

national stoners day

the national "holiday" for smoking pot and getting high when nobody really cares
celebrated on april 20th, or 4/20, which is also hitler's birthday
wearing sunglasses on 4/20 is a sign of celebrating, and of guilt

National stoners day is the most popular holiday among junkies.

national stoners day by phaethon July 3, 2006