A word for an extremely beautiful stranger on the internet. Can also stand for Super Talented Extraordinary Woman. While it's described as a beautiful stranger on the internet, it is often used sarcastically.

Example 1:

"Yo, I just met a stew. Wonder if they like me."
"Uh...what's a stew?"
"An extremely beautiful stranger on the internet."
"Well...you're MY stew but in real life! Heheh."
"..."
Example 2:

"Listen, I don't give a single fuck what you guys think of me. I AM a STEW."
"Maam, you aren't a STEW. You are the plainest person I've met in my life. And untalented."

Example 3:
"You're such a stew bro, lmfao."
"Th-thanks...? I wasn't expecting that...from you. C-could this mean you secretly love me?? Like-like those bully x vi-"
"Dude, I was being sarcastic. The word stew is stupid anyway. Stew is stupid."
"Oh..."

stew by stew the great May 18, 2021

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Stew

Bhopper turned unit surfer. Came from TF2.

Stew is a bhopper turned unit surfer that came from TF2.

Stew by lumpynutzzz September 6, 2021

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Stew

A really sexy hot person who's super cool and good at EVERYTHING!!!!!! not at all dumb or stupid. people named stew have massive schlongs and are very nice and have MAD bitches. people named stew are also kind hearted and sweet, and loving to everyone they meet.

Person 1: Did you see Stew? He was so kind at lunch!!

Person 2: I know! His manners make him SO hot!!

Stew: Guys, c'mon, you're only exaggerating!!

Stew by NotStewLOL November 21, 2021

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Stew

Simmering mess of fetid stinking shit

That Brandon guy is a real Stew

Stew by cklot November 24, 2021

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