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When you whip out your dick you wrap one hand around it, then you wrap your other hand around it, and whatever is hanging out the other side, now that's something!
My uncle once asked me if I knew the definition of something. He said that's when you whip out your dick, you wrap one hand around it, then you wrap your other hand around it, and whatever is hanging out the other side, now that's something!
by HandsomeMikeJ December 8, 2022
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Stupid person: What is the opposite of nothing?
Beuegaei: Something you absolute dimwit
by Amogussy25 December 22, 2022
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It was something behind you, wasnt it?
by HeadspaceBasil May 2, 2023
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When a male grabs his penis like a bat anything that sticks outlast his hand is to be defined as "Something."
Man the urinal traugh was busy tonight with the looking type so I grabbed hold like I was going to hit a homer as to hide as much as possible half was still showing and this one guy says " Now that there is "Something!"
by I. Dyddertwyce June 13, 2023
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when i grab my dick with both hands.... the part that hangs out of my 2 hands at the end. That's "SOMETHING"
LAST NIGHT MY BOYFRIEND GRABBED HIS COCK WITH BOTH HANDS AND THERE WAS STILL LIKE 6 INCHES HANGING OUT AT THE END. I SAID DAMN THAT IS "SOMETHING"!!
by SCOTTYBIGTIME34 July 26, 2024
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Hym "Hey, yeah, I'm in the middle of something right now, alright? We'll play later ok?"
by Hym Iam October 25, 2023
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by Chasity_3 December 19, 2023
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