Shitballs

General statement of amazement or disgust.

"Holy shitballs, Jim! Did you see her ass?"

or;

"Holy shitballs, those are some nasty-ass pubes."

by Justin Herbert December 9, 2008

national kiss a softball player day

oct. 24, pucker up ladies ;)

Bro october 24 is national kiss a softball player day... go kiss her!!

by yagirlri October 23, 2019

Soreballs

(N) A gesture used to greet a friend and simultaneously rob him off his dignity. To give "soreballs", you extend your hand for either a handshake or high-five, and at the last second close your hand into a fist and swing into the testicles of your target with enough force to cause them to double-over in pain, but not cause any lasting damage.

When you see a friend talking to a good looking girl, a soreballs is a great way to acknowledge him and also let him know that he's not as cool as he thinks he is.

by SEE-NOTE October 3, 2008

softball

The only sport where girls can do it in under 120 minutes, and have 9 favorite positions!

Liberty Softball Rocks!! All beacuse of the Sugar Cookie!! Hehe!!

by Sugar Cookie, Baby! March 27, 2004

softball

the hardest and best sport for women ever known to man some teams practice almost every day of the week for 4 hours every day with 9 different positions such as the pitcher, catcher, firstbase men, second base men, shortstop, thirdbase men, leftt feild, center feild, and right field. where pitching is the most important position on hte field!

Tyler- man your softball team works harder in one practice than our baseball team ever works

Allie- yea, i know thats why we're better than you.

Tyler- thats true you guys beat us 15 to 1 last time we played each ther

by softballchic17 May 27, 2007

Cam N.A Softball

A softball team comprised of citigroup employees. They somehow managed to win the Stamford, Conn Thursday C league title with a left handed short stop. When not playing softball they consume cheap beer and yell "you/that/they stink!"

Petre: Heard you guys have a good sofbtall team.
Tom: Are you serious? CAM N.A Softball rules! And you stink!

by CAM LEGG May 18, 2007

Softball law

The law all softball players go by (and yes I mean the sport!) The law states that once a softball player, always a softball player and NEVER a c- ch- CHEERLEADER! Cheerleaders are softball players enimies.

Blond 1: So at like cheerleading rite...
Softball player 1: Did she just say the c word?
Blond: (looking confused as always) Whats so wrong with like cheerleading?
Softball player 2: (ignoreing cheerleader; to softball player) Calm down, shes too stupid to relize what she said.
SBP1: Its the softball law. Once a softball player, always a softball player and never a cheerleader.

by Softball hottiexox January 20, 2010