by elgrapadora December 30, 2004
Get the quantum singularity mug.the point in the evolution of humanity where human create a technological intelligence that exceeds the intelligence of humans.
Humans are only 30,000 years old technologically; yet within the next 100 years we may produce a technological singularity where we are no longer the dominant intelligence on Earth.
by ToniT July 27, 2014
Get the technological singularity mug.Guy 1: Dude have you seen the video of naked Jesus?
Guy 2: Ya! That is a hardcore quantum singularity!
Guy 1: I want a piece o' that yo!
Guy 2: Dude..Jesus could have anyone. No chance you'd be picked. The quantum singularity is gonna be mine!
Uptight Catholic: Blasphemy! How could you speak of our lord in such a manner! You have condemned yourselves to hell.
Guy 2: Ya! That is a hardcore quantum singularity!
Guy 1: I want a piece o' that yo!
Guy 2: Dude..Jesus could have anyone. No chance you'd be picked. The quantum singularity is gonna be mine!
Uptight Catholic: Blasphemy! How could you speak of our lord in such a manner! You have condemned yourselves to hell.
by Grimmee March 28, 2009
Get the Quantum Singularity mug.A phenomenon commonly seen in the cubicles of cafe and restaurant restrooms, which have a tendency of not having urinals.
Someone walks in and takes a piss, hitting the toilet seat (whether by accident or on purpose, usually on purpose) and the janitor is unlikely to clean the piss due to being underpaid.
The next person walks in and sees the piss on the seat, and stands further away from the seat than the previous person for fear of touching the piss-covered seat.
Due to the increased distance from the toilet seat, the person is more likely to hit the seat with his piss.
Eventually people start hitting not only the seat but also the floor with their piss, leading people to stand further still from the toilet for fear of getting piss on their shoes, leading to an exponential increase in the saturation of piss on the toilet seat and floor and the distance people stand from the toilet, aswell as an exponential decrease in each consecutive visitor's stream accuracy and the likelihood of the janitors cleaning all the piss.
When complete saturation is reached, the janitors will either quit their jobs, commit suicide or make a prayer to janitor jesus to make all the piss go away. The latter option is usually how toilet seats are eventually cleaned.
Someone walks in and takes a piss, hitting the toilet seat (whether by accident or on purpose, usually on purpose) and the janitor is unlikely to clean the piss due to being underpaid.
The next person walks in and sees the piss on the seat, and stands further away from the seat than the previous person for fear of touching the piss-covered seat.
Due to the increased distance from the toilet seat, the person is more likely to hit the seat with his piss.
Eventually people start hitting not only the seat but also the floor with their piss, leading people to stand further still from the toilet for fear of getting piss on their shoes, leading to an exponential increase in the saturation of piss on the toilet seat and floor and the distance people stand from the toilet, aswell as an exponential decrease in each consecutive visitor's stream accuracy and the likelihood of the janitors cleaning all the piss.
When complete saturation is reached, the janitors will either quit their jobs, commit suicide or make a prayer to janitor jesus to make all the piss go away. The latter option is usually how toilet seats are eventually cleaned.
I went to a public restroom today and the whole seat was covered in piss. Realizing that a toilet seat singularity was in play, I decided not to perpetuate the chain and to simply hold it in until I found a cleaner toilet or a urinal elsewhere.
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Get the xx_singularity_xx mug.Also known as a "rotating uncharged blackhole" or a "Kerr blackhole". One of the four possible solutions to Einstien's field equations for general relativity. Unlike a standard blackhole, which has a single point singularity, a ring singularity is ring shaped because the blackhole is rotating. Any object that has spin and collapses into a blackhole would turn into a ring singularity.
Ring singularities are known to be of special interest because of the unusual phenomenons that occur near the singularity, that would not occur at a single point singularity. The structure of the rotating blackhole is different.
In a rotating blackhole, the outer layer is called the ergoshpere, which is shaped like a ovaloid. There are also two event horizons, the outer event horizon is taurus shaped. The outer event horizon acts like that of the event horizon found in a non-rotating blackhole. However the inner event horizon is different. Inside the inner event horizon space and time start acting normal again.
The real interesting part is about the ring singularity at the center. The edges of the ring singularity act like a singularity found in any non-rotating blackhole. However the central region inside of the ring according to physicists acts like either a portal to another universe, a wormhole, or both.
Majority if not all blackholes in the universe have a ring singularity. This is because all objects in the universe have some amount spin, including stars that collapse into a blackhole.
Ring singularities are known to be of special interest because of the unusual phenomenons that occur near the singularity, that would not occur at a single point singularity. The structure of the rotating blackhole is different.
In a rotating blackhole, the outer layer is called the ergoshpere, which is shaped like a ovaloid. There are also two event horizons, the outer event horizon is taurus shaped. The outer event horizon acts like that of the event horizon found in a non-rotating blackhole. However the inner event horizon is different. Inside the inner event horizon space and time start acting normal again.
The real interesting part is about the ring singularity at the center. The edges of the ring singularity act like a singularity found in any non-rotating blackhole. However the central region inside of the ring according to physicists acts like either a portal to another universe, a wormhole, or both.
Majority if not all blackholes in the universe have a ring singularity. This is because all objects in the universe have some amount spin, including stars that collapse into a blackhole.
A ring singularity could act like a portal. Also, majority if not all blackholes in the universe have a ring singularity.
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Get the ring singularity mug.The moment you realize you’ve certainly just met the beginnings of your own consciousness, your actual vibrations’ origin and you now can locate it within you. You no longer feel distant from it or afraid you will ever lose it. You now understand it cannot disappear because it is infinity itself, and you now see it in all the majesty and wonder of the universe within as it matches the universe which surrounds each and every one of us in the beyond, beyond.
“I love you,” echos eternally between you and sustains limitlessly forever through time and before.
Where science touches that stunning truth of omniscience and entropy and the oneness of these disparate pieces of consciousness we call home, heart, and mind.
You are my perfect singularity; and you are home. Until the next meet up in our forever, forever journey dearest friend.
“I love you,” echos eternally between you and sustains limitlessly forever through time and before.
Where science touches that stunning truth of omniscience and entropy and the oneness of these disparate pieces of consciousness we call home, heart, and mind.
You are my perfect singularity; and you are home. Until the next meet up in our forever, forever journey dearest friend.
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