Siamese piss

When you forget to clean the residual semen off the tip of your dick and it dries. After it has dried and you urinate the pee goes in two opposite, unpredictable, directions.

" Dude, I just went to the bathroom and took a Siamese piss on the guys shoes next to me"

by Mfmt11 May 8, 2016

Siamese Dream

A rock album by The Smashing Pumpkins which contains songs which are heavy as fuck and slow love songs.

Siamese Dream is the 2nd best album by The Smashing Pumpkins. Gish! Is number 1 though

by UltimateDoge October 27, 2022

Siamese Candy

When two pieces of candy are stuck together forming one bigger piece. Candy can also be subsituted for the type of candy you are eating. For example: Siamese Skittle, Siamese Mike and Ike, Siamese Milk Dud, ect.

Dude 1: "Hey man, can I have a skittle?"
Dude 2: "Sure."
Dude 1: "Eww, I dont want this piece."
Dude 2: "What's wrong with it?"
Dude 1: "It's Siamese Candy."

by Jared77 June 23, 2009

siamese twin

A sexual act by which a man cums on girl1's face and then sticks girl2's face to girl1's. The semen acts as a glue and the site depicts that the girls are siamese twins.

Dude! I just did the siamese twin with two girls in a threesome last night!

by bradley platt July 14, 2011

SIAMESE AARDVARK

When two men use their spent semen to epoxy their foreskins together so you can't tell where one wanker ends and the other begins.

"Tell Nurse Dana to get the Novocaine ready. Those guys with the Siamese Aardvark look like screamers"!

by Barry Thorson August 28, 2010

Siamese Suck Off

When two women who braid their hair together as to conjoin them at the head to give a blow job to two men simultaneously. Then two men skull fuck them. First one to finish wins.

My brother and I got a Siamese Suck Off from Maggie and her mom.....and her mom won.

by Cant Stand Ya 5566 June 22, 2012

Siamese Fighting Fish

A type of fish that originates from rice paddies in south eastern Asia. They are very territorial and are often treated cruelly by being forced to live in tiny containers at pet shops all over the world. They are a very popular pet due to the low maintenance of taking care of them. They are also known as Betta fish because of there ability to breathe air through a organ called the labyrinth. Help these great fish by going onto ForceChange's website and looking up Siamese Fighting Fish. If you read that article and sign the petition you will make a difference in this small animals life.

Guy 1: Did you see the containers pet shops put Siamese Fighting Fish into
Guy 2: Yeah I know its so cruel

by Toby.H May 7, 2017