shitfacedness

a) the state of being said, "shit faced"

"I want to spend a night of shitfacedness with you."

by Good Morning Sunshine April 30, 2008

shitfacebooking

Posting or chatting on facebook when you've had too much to drink.

She even spelled her own name wrong while shitfacebooking last night.

by Miss Minnesota February 3, 2010

shitfaced hammered drunk

to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.

holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.

by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011

shitsqueak

A passing of gas; essentially a fart, while in the midst of taking a large and strenuous dump.

I was taking a crap the other day, and MAN did I have a bad case of the shitsqueaks.

by Mike Seguin May 17, 2006

shitfaceted

combination of shitfaced and wasted-referring to being extremely drunk

Last night I was so shitfaceted I don't even remember what happened!

by lazooooo August 15, 2009

Shitface Drunk

When you are drunk off you ass and what not!

Hey is it time to drive? NO 'CAUSE I AM SHITFACE DRUNK!

by emily b January 3, 2004

shitfaced

Someone who has had a little to much to drink, or is going to drink till they are fucked up

I'm going to go get shitfaced tonight

by Jebus December 10, 2002