Shitbook Chatting

This is the act of having one or more active Facebook chats while also actively defecating.

"Dude I was Shitbook chatting with our Animation Theory group today and found out our project is due this week. Fuck!"

(This was taken from an actually Shitbook chat.)

by jermzig April 10, 2011

shitcookie

The smell in your bathroom after you're finished doing your business when you spray vanilla air freshener that mixes with your number two bodily function

Don't use vanilla air freshener in the bathroom or you are going to experience what a shitcookie smells like or who left the shitcookie bomb in the crapper?

by Malooga December 30, 2023