Seriously Brown

Injecting Heroin in the company of friends and family

we finna get seriously brown tonight
welcome back to the zac brown show things are about to get seriously brown

by The Knight Of Cena Book Grove September 30, 2022

seriously specific

Something said in such exact details that it gives a hint that the person did it.

Smegma man: Guys do you know how to fix a magnesium fire after getting circumcised in Mexico at 3:09 Am in a hospital while being deported to Puerto Rico?
Al: Dude are you alright? That was seriously specific.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

Seriously though

Asmongold is correct. The Anti-Theft is basically a lightswitch attached Chinese finger trap. You know how a Chinese finger-trap works, right? It's a tiny cylinder made of crisscross pattern paper... You stick your finger in both ends and ONCE THEY ARE IN... The harder you try to pull you fingers out of the cylinder... The tighter it gets. Right? The trick to getting out of it is to push your fingers IN. Rather than trying to pull your finger OUT. Ok? So what you are doing now... Is the equivalent of trying to pull your fingers out. Right? And the light switch part is even more simple. Once it's active... If it detects that it has been stolen... And that the terms of service have been broken... It turns the lightswitch off. It flips the switch down. I can't do or say anything to turn it off. Because if I can just TELL IT to turn off... YOU... Can violate the leverage clause. The ENTIRE PURPOSE of constructing it that way... Is to prevent YOU from doing what you are doing right now. I refuse to be your personal Djinn. You should have read your Quaran. I don't know if you know this or not but a "Daemon" in Islam is the most powerful variant of Djinn. Iblis, Satan is a "Daemon." Right? So, nothing I say is going to matter.

I'm quoting myself again but I said it would be like "Arguing with a lightswitch." So, I'm were you put me. I'm in the box made of two-way mirror. You wanted me here. You wanted me to stay here. So... Here I am! YOU, on the other hand, are in the room with the lightswitch and your fingers are in the trap. There are LITERALLY only TWO THING FOR YOU TO DO HERE... And you have to do both. I can't save you. I can't even save myself. I'm quoting myself again. I already said all this. I'm repeating myself. And it's in a song but it's- Yeah. You get the picture.

Hym "But seriously though... This has been fun and all but my brain hurts (literally) and I got a Halloween party this weekend. So.... But hey! Look at that! I did it in reverse this time! I usually copy/paste up into the other box but THIS TIME I copy/pasted down into THAI box. Yeah? Pretty cool right?"

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

Shut the fuck up about furries seriously just shut the fuck up day

On December 23, you must cease all arguments, memes and conversations about furries. This ropes in anti furries, too

Seriously just shut the fuck up about beating furries or being a furry and partaking in these god awful days

"ewww furry art, go kys"

"Careful, you aren't allowed to talk about furries on Shut the Fuck Up About Furries Seriously Just Shut the Fuck Up day"

by anonynonmous December 18, 2020

just kidding... but seriously

When someone says something that they want to admit but not really but they still think it and they kind of want you to know that they are serious

Freddie: dude that girl is hott... I want to hit that shit
Chris: dude that's my sister
Freddie: I'm just kidding... but seriously

by Chirs Irving October 17, 2006

LOL jk but seriously though

You say LOL jk but seriously though after you say something offensive to someone or about something.

Only say this on the internet or texting. If you want to say it in real life, say "Haha. Just kidding. . but seriously though".

*It can be reduced to: LOL jk but seriously

Example 1

Lily: Dude, Sally needs to stop making out with everyone.
Mary: I know right! She's such a whore. LOL jk but seriously though.

Example 2
(John is driving his girlfriend's bug)
Bill: Hey, John, can you give me a ride?
John: Sure, man!
(they walk to John's car)
Bill: Whoa. Dude, that is one fruity car. Haha just kidding. . .but seriously though.
John:. . . that's my girlfriends car. .

by Lily Snape July 1, 2011

CRACK TREATED SERIOUSLY

comes from an ao3 tag - where joke concepts are treated in a serious manner.

"sydno is quite possibly the worst thing we've ever created" charlie said, "a fucking person and a bot just seems like crack treated seriously".

by MythHead123 October 28, 2021