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semen fairy

noun
1. A magical creature that leaves semen in unexpected places.
2. A common excuse given to explain why there is cum on your sheets when you can't remember how it got there.
3. An alternative to whorish behavior.
Her roommate accused her of having sex in her bed, but she claimed it was the work of the semen fairy.
by MyPlaceIsInTheKitchenGirl November 7, 2005
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semen straw

male member, dick, cock, prick, tool....
Melissa loves to suck Billy's semen straw.
by fuckthathotass69 January 25, 2017
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"Hey, girl, are you excited for the end of classes?"

"Bitch, please, I am going through some severe End-of-Semester Depression. There is no way I can get all of my shit done."
by Bobbi B. April 30, 2013
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Semen Skinned Waste Of Sperm

A white person who's so trash that he/she shouldn't have even been born. Similar to the term "Caucasishit".
"His racist ass called me the n word over social media, but he would never call me that in person because I will knock the hell out of that Semen Skinned Waste Of Sperm."
by IBTAL September 21, 2019
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Semenator

One who emits ridiculously large amounts of semen after sufficient stimulation to his manhood. Does not mean he has a large didgeridoo or is immune to the feared premature ejaculation. Not too much is known about semenators...
Don't you love it when a huge load bursts all over onto your face? Good god I love semenators!
by LeFreddy September 2, 2010
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Semen Sucker

One who enjoy slurping on the schlong of a male penis. Can be abbreviated as S.S.
Yo did you hear Cindy is a Semen Sucker? Ya she can really take down a load.
by xprod September 10, 2019
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semen sponge

A semen sponge is basically a girl who sucks alot of cock and swallows, as a sponge sucks up liquid, a semen sponge sucks up semen.
"Damn olgas a semen sponge"
by edza April 30, 2007
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