"have you seen my backpack?? i think it's in the scuba hole!"
"a few wooks slept in the scuba hole."
"whose hotey is this and why am i in the scuba hole?"
"a few wooks slept in the scuba hole."
"whose hotey is this and why am i in the scuba hole?"
by mulberrysdream December 20, 2008
The Act of a man placing one testicle over each nostril of a girl. Then after each testicle is securely in place, placing their cock firmly in her mouth. thus completing the scuba dive.
Kevin "I heard Lindsay died in a scuba diving accident yesterday"
Scott "yeah she suffocated"
Kevin "Suffocated? Don't you mean drowned"
Scott "No..."
Scott "yeah she suffocated"
Kevin "Suffocated? Don't you mean drowned"
Scott "No..."
by Aztec Scuba Diving Team December 17, 2008
by KerryYaston January 28, 2019
Taking one’s tuba, and sticking it in thyne anus, then proceeding to defecate in the said snorkel, in attempt to make the snorkeler breathe the excrements, ultimately leading the permanent respiratory problems due to the poor air quality of the human waste.
Felix is scuba-shitting in his cousin’s snorkel.
« Ha, my cousin will perish! »-Félix
« What is my cousin doing putting my scuba in his anus?.. Oh, he is scuba-shitting! »
« Ha, my cousin will perish! »-Félix
« What is my cousin doing putting my scuba in his anus?.. Oh, he is scuba-shitting! »
by TartinoBurr December 27, 2018
1. An aquatic douche, any person(s) of unsavory personality or taste (also consider a foul sense of humor, or downright idiotic demeanor).
2. A tomato sandwich, garnished with avocado and zucchini. The scuba douche is oftentimes enjoyed on rye bread, although it is not unheard of to be served the "S.D." on pumpernickel.
2. A tomato sandwich, garnished with avocado and zucchini. The scuba douche is oftentimes enjoyed on rye bread, although it is not unheard of to be served the "S.D." on pumpernickel.
Lummox No. 1: "Hey, Martha, check out that scuba douche in the window! I'd like a slice of that douche."
Lummox No. 2: "You're such an asshole, Harvey."
'Scuba douche' is not a slang term. it isn't something you imagine would be said in Atlanta if you're from Chattanooga or Montreal. It is a completely fabricated concept, and should be disregarded as such.
Lummox No. 2: "You're such an asshole, Harvey."
'Scuba douche' is not a slang term. it isn't something you imagine would be said in Atlanta if you're from Chattanooga or Montreal. It is a completely fabricated concept, and should be disregarded as such.
by Kevin Ayers June 18, 2011
When a dude and a bitch are having a 69 and the girl is smothering the dudes face with her pussy. Then finally he cant take it anymore and has to come up for air before placing his tongue back in her vagina and continuing to please.
Adam: Hey guys, Dana and I were having a 69 last night.
Bros: How was it?
Adam: Her sucking was on point but she was smothering my face with her pussy I couldnt breathe.
Bros: hahahahhahah wtf
Adam: Every minute I had to come up for air and take a deep breath before I put my tongue back on that clit
Bros: hahahhah Scuba 69ing that bitch!!!
Bros: How was it?
Adam: Her sucking was on point but she was smothering my face with her pussy I couldnt breathe.
Bros: hahahahhahah wtf
Adam: Every minute I had to come up for air and take a deep breath before I put my tongue back on that clit
Bros: hahahhah Scuba 69ing that bitch!!!
by dudedickingbitches69 October 2, 2011
The act of having a shit (whilst sitting on the toilet) without needing to flush as it has already made its way down the U-tube and out of site in the actual bowl.
Ringo: Ahhhhh that was a good shit.
Kuba: That's disgusting, I didn't even hear you flush.
Ringo: Scuba diver mate...
Kuba: That's disgusting, I didn't even hear you flush.
Ringo: Scuba diver mate...
by HoOoOOOOooooOOoo October 18, 2009