scrat beaver

someone who acts like they have a dick and a 12inch dildo on their eye and smell of sloppy puse juice mixed with a fat womens sick with carrot and when the juice goes on any thing it melts it and causes nuclear warfare and spaz attack up a dogs dick

your mum is a dookie up glamookie scrat beaver glameaver doooooooooooooookie soulja boy ak 47 biatch

by scrat master of munters clack May 9, 2011

Scrat-end

meaning either:

a) a discarded cigarette end.

or

b) a small piece of gristle from the end of a piece of meat.

usually used as an insult, especially when the latter meaning is in context. used by those of a more chav-like disposition, or when emulating or parodising a chav

"hey john, what are you doing down there?"
"lookin' for some scrat-ends."

"yer fuckin' scrat-end!"

by arto October 16, 2005

Scrat Noom

The most trash of man or woman. If you are a scrat noom you are a piece of trash and should die.

"You scrat noom"

by Lovo The Scrat Noom May 29, 2018

scrat

An illegal substance that is usually associated with the lower class.

Hey look, that dirty chav is of his head on scrat.

by scratty sundays March 2, 2015

Scrat pum

When somebody is just being a dick head

Dylan is being an absolute scrat pum

by Tinytodger84 November 12, 2018

Scrat

A small, sweaty, acne-ridden, greasy, damp person who absolutely reeks of numerous STI’s. Dresses very similarly to the homeless, by wearing filthy unwashed rags as clothes. Usually a spawn of inbreeding, this type of person is a physical representation of poverty.

“Look at that scrat over there! He has white cheese-like clumps of disease in his oily hair!”

by oscmc February 25, 2019

Scratting

To rush around in an agitated anxious manner when you have too many things to get done and not enough time. Possibly gendered as most commonly used by busy mums with children, housework and paid jobs to do.

Origin: North Bucks/Bedford?

I bin scratting around all morning

by EleanorQ March 2, 2018