scrat beaver

someone who acts like they have a dick and a 12inch dildo on their eye and smell of sloppy puse juice mixed with a fat womens sick with carrot and when the juice goes on any thing it melts it and causes nuclear warfare and spaz attack up a dogs dick

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by scrat master of munters clack April 19, 2011

Scrat-end

meaning either:

a) a discarded cigarette end.

or

b) a small piece of gristle from the end of a piece of meat.

usually used as an insult, especially when the latter meaning is in context. used by those of a more chav-like disposition, or when emulating or parodising a chav

"hey john, what are you doing down there?"
"lookin' for some scrat-ends."

"yer fuckin' scrat-end!"

by arto October 13, 2005

Scrat Noom

The most trash of man or woman. If you are a scrat noom you are a piece of trash and should die.

"You scrat noom"

by Lovo The Scrat Noom April 24, 2018

Pack of Scrats

After a night of ingesting copious amounts of drugs and alcohol, your morning mud blast ratio is 90/10. 90% paints the bowl, and 10% gets caught in the hairy jungle of your ass.

You're so hungover you nod off on the toilet while the 10% coagulates into dingleberries attached to your ass hair, resembling a pack of rats swarming in a brush pile.

The morning after partying at a show, Mike passed out on the toilet and woke up with a Pack of Scrats between the cheeks. He had to take a shower to properly exterminate them.

by CitricAcidCycle February 10, 2025

Scratting

To rush around in an agitated anxious manner when you have too many things to get done and not enough time. Possibly gendered as most commonly used by busy mums with children, housework and paid jobs to do.

Origin: North Bucks/Bedford?

I bin scratting around all morning

by EleanorQ March 02, 2018

Scrat

A feeling of frustration derived from dissatisfaction or a mild, unsoothable irritance.

"I have an itch that I can't scratch, it's giving me scrat."

by Ply Wood Cereal December 24, 2023

Scrat

A sense of frustration derived from the inability to sooth a mild irritation.

"This itch under my skin is giving me scrat."

by Ply Wood Cereal December 24, 2023