Toaster Straddle

The act of a man, who while face fucking a girl lying on her back, straddles her upper body and defecates on her chest and stomach. The man then proceeds to face fuck her until he also ejaculates on her chest completing this mixture of toasty warm substances on her body. One can see this is similar to the toaster strudel.

Man that toaster straddle I gave that whore last night was so messy!

by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011

scaddipps

A meaningless word that comes in handy in situations where profanity would be unacceptable.

(Kid falls off top of slide at recess): SCADDIPPS! That hurt!

by Principal Scaddipps August 17, 2004

straddling the dredgepipe

When a woman mounts a massively THICK large cock or dildo and has her legs spread as far as she can, her pussy spread to its maximum width. Such an act is usually accompanied by seriously loud undulating moans from either pain or pleasure or both.

Tim: Christ, look at the size of that thing! How the hell can she take it all?

Chuck: Pff, chicks like that slut are used to straddling the dredgepipe. She could probably fit a 2 liter bottle up that crack.

by threeinchfrog August 3, 2010

scrando

A combinnation of the word stranded and random to form an adjective for a person out of place.

"last night at that party I was such a scrando"

"What was with those scrandos at my party last night"

by Chris Davey January 11, 2009

Scrandolph

Scrandolph: A very very bad player in a video game

(ORIGIN)

Scrub = Scrandy = Scrandle

Random = Randy see BK Randy = Randolph

Randolph + Scrandal = Scrandolph

Get this Scrandolph off my team before i punch a hole in my T.V.

If one more Scrandolph noob tubes me im gonna jump out my window.

by xHypern0va November 9, 2010

Scrandols

Scrandols isn't necessarily a word in itself, but more of a sound that's made when trying to confirm similar brainless activity in others. Hipsters Posers out of Lafayette Louisiana 'coined' this term yet are unaware of any significance it ever had so it's like an animal call for nothing. It is possible that the etymology of the word once had something to do with a demographic, but everyone was too afraid to inquire so it became meaningless again.

"Scrandols. Please kill me before it's too late."

by Leblanc January 15, 2014

Straddle Wrapping

The act of making out while the man is sitting, and the woman has her legs wrapped around his waist and lower back. A combination of the terms Straddle(n.) and Wrapping(v.) Often performed on an open platform with no back rest, such the floor, or the center of a bed.

Kyle: Dude, how did you guys make out if there’s no furniture in your new place?
Zach: Man, we just got down on the floor and did some straddle wrapping.

by Izaacus July 5, 2018