Towards the end of Konami'
s Metal Gear Solid 2 (PS2), a computer
AI operating under the alias of Colonel Campbell becomes infected with a computer
virus codenamed "GW." The virus proceeds to scramble the
AI's memory and logic, causing the
AI Campbell imposter to utter numerous phrases of complete nonsense, among them the phrase "...I need scissors! 61!" It is part of a longer quote, listed below.
The phrase "I need scissors!" has no particular or coherent meaning, as it is simply the product of a horribly scrambled
AI.
"I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed
worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning
fork does a raw blink on
Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"