Marty Schwartz

a guitar legend and erotic wood sniffer that anyone whos played guitar any time past the late 90s should know also everyone's guitar teacher and a god among men

yo you're playing guitar man you should look up a Marty Schwartz tutorial

by hobomelon January 23, 2021

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Meir Schwartz

An inocent target for people with crushing insecurities to make fun of. In all seriousness, it's fucked up of you guys. Where's your empathy?

Hope y'all fucken burn. Meir Schwartz

by FckWtbry December 9, 2019

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Brian James Schwartz

BOOTY THICCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!

brian james schwartz is snatched

by bobby.bobby.bobby.shazzamm October 15, 2019

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i see your schwartz is as big as mine

the size of the boy genetal

person 1: i see your schwartz is as big as mine
person 1: let's see how well you... handle it

by dark _helmet January 11, 2020

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Get the i see your schwartz is as big as minemug.

Tiger Schwartz

A small male with a large dad who has a bad way with girls allowing all conversations come to a awkward silence. He has many loki bracelets and a pair of fake yeezys. If your name is Tiger Schwartz or you are referred to as Tiger Schwartz, you must be really bad at Call of Duty but your skills excel in the shooting range knowing every combination or sequence due to the hours of practice you have taken

person: Are you playing COD?
Man: Yea, I'm having a blast
person: Lol you just died, you must be tiger Schwartz!
man: But i am really good using my karabin in the shooting range!

by TigerSchwartz December 6, 2017

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