Van Hoosen Middle Schoolers

Most of the boys are sporty, but most of them can be very chill. The girls can never get Starbucks without taking pictures and selfies with them, and are considered "not normal" if you don't wear Birkenstock sandals, or Crocs. They also talk about saving the turtles, showing off their metal straws and such. Most of the Middle Schoolers have an infinite ego, and like to gang up in groups, and basically make Ship accounts on Instagram to mess with / cause tea with people.

Oh my god check out those group of Van Hoosen Middle Schoolers. They all have Starbucks and are taking pictures of it!

by IronicBoi69 July 8, 2019

high schooler sleep schedule

If you say someone has a high schooler sleep schedule, you are calling their sleep schedule batshit insane and non-existent. Whoever's a victim of it sleeps anywhere between 2-4 hours on average. Very common with druggies, unemployed people, and people who work overnight shifts.

Person: "It's 2am but I can't fall back asleep. Guess I'll just start my day"
Roommate: "You have a high schooler sleep schedule, don't you have anything better to do?"

by That thing in your eye May 25, 2023

When I was in high school, I was a middle-schooler.

David

When I was in high school, I was a middle-schooler. DU maaaaa

by David Tan November 6, 2017

middle schooler hello sister

yeah go listen to it. its really really really good honestly.

and yes im a middle schooler for the love of god.

just a face in the crowd so far from faaaaaaaaame........
nobody even knows my name!
i'm wide-eyeeeeeeeeed
i'm so shyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i'm tongue-tied, caught up in confusion
i'm finding
i'm losing my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind..............................................!
freaking out like a middle schooler!!!!

middle schooler hello sister

by luanandbennyforever October 19, 2022

Far-schooler

A dude who lives way too far from school. Real good house placement, man.

Person A: "Yo, where's Person B?"
Person C: "They're late again."
Person A: "Dang, for the third time? They're really such a far-schooler."

by Kronie12 March 14, 2024

Good Aussie High schooler

A very rare occurrence many people only come across a few times in their life

Person 1: hey look its a good aussie high schooler
Person 2: My god...

by jackmasseywelshJK June 14, 2022

respectful middle schooler

an extremely rare type of middle schooler that doesnt try to become popular or get a girl. usually actually care about their grades, have an actual attention span, and think about other people's feelings first.
gets more common in high school years, since the rowdy little shits gain a few more braincells

Person 1: Dude, Kid 1 actually tries to help out in the classroom instead of shouting.
Person 2: Yeah, they're a respectful middle schooler.

by icicle57 October 9, 2025