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scales

The streaks left on the sides of the toilet after a sticky poop.
Look at the scales in the toilet. I went poop!
by Cam-da-man March 5, 2022
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Scapesheep

A person who is influencing a group of people and goes unnoticed. Always seems to be neutral when the influence has turned into instigating.

a secret Hitler, if you will
Walked into a house party and there was a scapesheep. What looks to be a good fun conflict, will soon turn into an unfortunate outcome. If you are able to find the scapesheep, the best thing you can do is save yourself;do not be a hero and try to save other people because it will most likely offend them and ultimately become a victim of the vicious cycle. You know what they say--if you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

Rule of thumb: Not all scapesheep are psychopaths, but all psychopaths are scapesheep.
by MouthyBlackFoot- AnalDestryr September 13, 2022
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Scalethropy

When your therapist asks you to limit the times you weigh yourself and it causes you to donate all your clothing that don’t fit anymore. It’s philanthropy caused by a lack of owning a weight scale.
“Where are you going?”

“I’m walking to scalethropy all my small shirts, some young kid can enjoy them”
by Slytherin tooth fairy February 10, 2024
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The fear of your skin turning pink after seeing a volcano erupt, and then holding onto a cat for comfort, usually found in a skitsofrenic person.
My older brother is skitsofrantic and Scalishispopysorioussydromsolic, meaning he thinks that your skin turning pink after seeing a volcano erupt while holding onto a cat for comfort.
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scrotum scales

when flakes of dry vaginal juices fall off the scrotum, like dry skin, after an excessively long night of hogging ogres. also, scrotum scales may occur if you jizz on your balls while masturbating, and forget to clean them off properly.
1. dude, it looks like my balls belong in the reptilian family. they have scales!!!!!

Roach - yo, i fucked barbie last night. its like her pussy sprung a leak all over my balls.

Greg - dude, thats fuckin bangin!

Roach - not really.. now i have scrotum scales.
by Ricky F. Baby January 25, 2011
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taylor scales

A tramp that gets no niggas
by Djdndnf October 25, 2018
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michael scales

person 1: who’s the biggest simp you know

person2: michael scales
by amelia07 April 4, 2021
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