saige

a girl who's very friendly and easy to get along with. At first may appear a bitch but is very outgoing at very friendly. She is always fly.

hahah i love that girl, saige.

by bayybayyg March 31, 2009

sapiosexual

A shibboleth used by poseurs attracted to the appearance of intelligence rather than actual intelligence. People genuinely attracted to intelligence know that the word “intelligence” is derived from the Latin “intelligere”; that the Latin participle for wisdom is “sapiens,” not “sapio”; and that the Latin “sapio” means something that tastes good.

I totally identify as a sapiosexual so I find that guy with the bowler hat and handlebar mustache banging out his screenplay at the coffee shop on his Royal typewriter while sipping his no-foam, decaf, soy latte and stroking his monkey totally hot. What? No, seriously. He’s got a for real monkey. He must be smart.

by Gajillion December 13, 2014

sapiosexual

Sapiosexuals claim to be sexually attracted to their definition of intelligence. It's a new term that usually means you're attracted to someone who is able to explain things like scientific theories or philosophy or write poetry. It's basically whatever their specific idea of intelligence is.

This is more accurately labeled as a preference since sexual orientation refers only to the genders that you are attracted to. It does not include a concept like intelligence, which can't be clearly defined for every person.

A person who likes writers is not a scribosexual, a person who likes lawyers is not a jurosexual, and a person who loudly proclaims that they only date smart people might be dangerously full of themselves, but they’re not a “sapiosexual. -Samantha Allen

by M_L_N December 10, 2015

sodomy non sapiens

faux latin for 'buggered if I know'

Man1: Who's the hot tart over ther?

Man2: Sodomy non sapiens...

Man1: You intellectual twat.

by ThinkingPersonsViagra July 5, 2009

Sapience

A step up from sentience. The possession of wisdom, or rather, the ability to think about thinking. Rats, dolphins, elephants, crows, and a few primates (including humans) have been scientifically proven to have sapience.

"Did you know that rats are sapient?" asks Johnny.
"Wait... Really? If they have sapience, isn't it basically murder if you kill one with a mousetrap then?!” replies Allan.

"Yes!" replies Johnny, smiling sociopathically.

by Who is this nobody? April 14, 2020

JoMo Sapiens

The name of the fan club of professional wrestler John Morrison. The name was chosen by fans on Twitter, as the previous name "MoFos" was deemed "not PG"
Example: Zack Ryder's dad.

JoMo Sapiens. We're gonna eat your lunch.

by TheBigOsJuiceMan November 23, 2011

Cecio Sapiens

A very wise and knowledgeable Cecio.

Look at that Cecio Sapiens! I bet he knows a lot about philosophy

by xylet November 6, 2019