by So College August 14, 2011
by vectoria December 8, 2016
noun
\ ˈjak ˈrət \
An ongoing masturbation spell that has negative effects on the life of the one caught in the spell
\ ˈjak ˈrət \
An ongoing masturbation spell that has negative effects on the life of the one caught in the spell
“Hey bro, i think Cody’s in a bit of a jack-rut; he hasn’t been at work in 3 days and he hasn’t been returning my calls. i drove by his apartment like an hour ago to discover his bedroom window had a blanket hanging in it.”
“To keep out the light?”
“I’m thinking it’s to keep people from peeking through the blinds to see just how far his jack-rut has spiraled.”
“Damn.”
“To keep out the light?”
“I’m thinking it’s to keep people from peeking through the blinds to see just how far his jack-rut has spiraled.”
“Damn.”
by Ace Fantagious September 3, 2021
A way for a man to say that he’s so horny that he will fuck anything with a pulse. Rut is a term used to describe the behavior of deer during the breeding season when males pursue females that are in estrous and ready to breed.
by mooseknuckles69 April 20, 2023
by See: Colin February 12, 2023
by doyleem2 April 22, 2011
night in the ruts is a phrase made famous by the band Aerosmith. It is used as a joke. "Night in the ruts" is changed to "Right in the nuts"
A: hey check out my pm on msn...Do you notice anything funny?
B: wat is Night in the ruts?
A: switch the n in night with the r in ruts..
(sees Right in the nuts)
B:LOL...jks!!!
A: HAHA...
B: wat is Night in the ruts?
A: switch the n in night with the r in ruts..
(sees Right in the nuts)
B:LOL...jks!!!
A: HAHA...
by doo_dey_21 July 12, 2008