rule 4/1

4/1 - April's first.
No one in the entire internet can be trusted, especially on 4/1.

*on 4/1*
Guy1: ¡Oh my god , Half life 3 is coming out and Facebook buys Linux!

Guy2: Rule 4/1.

by Fasox April 23, 2014

Number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is-you should argue with anyone who has a big follower count unless you want to be jumped by their followers.

“Dude you should probably not argue with that guy he has a lot of followers
- but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter dude”

by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020

Rule Number 1

NO MEXICANS!!!!!!!!!

RULE NUMBER 1

by Donald Trump69 March 7, 2017

rule number 1

Rule number black dick is the best dick

Rule number 1. Look at that black guy, I bet he's good in bed.

by Mozillapussykilla November 3, 2013

rule 69.1

The unwritten rule that everything is Nez’s fault.

There’s a global pandemic, must be rule 69.1

by Molestro October 6, 2020

Rule 34.1

If it exists, someone is masturbating to it or once has masturbated to it

This applies to individual videos, concepts, etc

RULE 34.1 in ACTION

Video of a bird choking on a cigarette bud: Exists
Some horny man: *Whips it out*

by Razorclaw the crab April 2, 2021

number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it

“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”

by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020