Portland Rug-burn

A skin burn you receive on your penis after getting an armpit job from a liberal Portland women

That girl I met at the Palestine rally gave me a Portland rug-burn after

by Matpall January 23, 2026

rug burned dick

rug burned dick is a painful condition when romping a MILF with diminished lubrication in the pussy renders the joystick painful and the dude joyless.
Alternatively, it can also happen when banging a chick that is not clean shaven but sporting hair stubble galore in the nether stubble, which can be as painful for the moment but at least a real man can make her shave, while no pussy juice due to age is without remedy save extraneous oiling substances like coconut oil.

Chad_1: I have a rug burned dick last night. It still hurts, most painful rugburn on my dick ever!
Chad_2: Still banging the MILF with the teenager son next door?
Chad_1: Nope, I moved on to the babysitter I met last weekend but she wasn't expecting to give it up so it was way stubbly...pretty much much like a cactus with a hole.

by Cakelady_banger May 25, 2018

rugburn

a nasty, red, painful, sometimes bleeding, open wound as a result of a typically centralized, rubbing motion between two rough and/or non-lubricated surfaces. often occurs during doggy style sex, on the knees of the receiver, from direct carpet to knee contact.

We fucked doggy style on the carpet last night; now I have such bad rugburn, it's hard to bend my knees.

by jenna tulls November 21, 2006

rugburn rodeo

When a guy is doing a girl doggie-style and the girl gets rugburn on here knees from it. Mainly happens when the couple does it on a carpet.

I have red spots on my knee when this guy and I were doing the rugburn rodeo!

by rodeo chick January 21, 2010

Persian Rugburn

The resultant chaffed skin after rigorous, unshaven, scissoring between two or more ladies.

Velma: Did you get any chaffing after our scissor-fest last night?
Daphne: Oh, you must mean that Persian Rugburn I gave you!

by ODINITE June 26, 2012

Elvis Rugburn

A man who wears a poorly-made suit made from a rough, rug like material.

Look at that Elvis Rugburn over there, he must’ve bought his threads from a Men’s Warehouse.

by Wonkarer February 12, 2023

the redskin rugburn

This fabulous sex move is where male partner will have his penis out while the female partner is standing by. The female will then grab hold of the mans penis with both hands and start give it a Indian burn almost, then right as hes about to cum the girl will squeeze as hard as possible and start rubbing his penis as hard as possible across a carpet.

"Hey baby wanna give me the good ol' the redskin rugburn?"

by ThiccNigga26 February 2, 2021