rubbing off

female form of jerking off; masturbation for a woman

the bitch sat down, took out a playgirl, and started rubbing off

she rubbed off so hard she got carpal tunnel syndrome

by tnerual October 16, 2006

Rubbing Carpets

The act of two women rubbing their vaginas together; or scissoring.

"Mike: I heard Megan and Ashley hooked up at the party, did you hear anything?
Pat: Yeah, i heard Susan walked in on them Rubbing Carpets."

by JoJoCalvo October 6, 2016

Rubbing Cabbage

When you are so vegan that you refuse to come in contact with any form of meat. So rather than having intercourse with a different sex, you'd instead get off by rubbing vegtables against your genitalia.

Also known as "Clapping Vegan Cheeks"

I only get off to rubbing cabbage, I ain't no fake vegan fucking those meaty people.

by Booty Consumer November 15, 2018

rubbing whiskers

Two partners with pubic hair engage in penetrative intercourse while hair follicles brush against each other.

Cookie and Pooh Bear were rubbing whiskers all night. It was like two cashmere sweaters were giving each other a hug.

by friedorfertilized June 18, 2020

Rubbing The lamp

Rubbing the lamp is the is another word for Masrubating but secretly. Like Aladdin did in the move while jasmen was right there .

I secretly Rubbing The lamp And the magic happens

by life is a joke September 13, 2020

Rubbing Rob Reiner

Bating; Spanking the monkey; Flogging the dolphin; Choking the chicken

Is it humanly possible to rub Rob Reiner that many times in a day, you sick sri lankan bastard??

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

rubbing out an 'eddie'

to masturbate at one's workplace

It sure was a downer that he was interupted by an intercom page while he was rubbing out an 'eddie' in the janitors closet.

by Lou Lewis January 5, 2009