The rowboat test

A test to see if someones fat/can fit in a rowboat

a test made by Michael Scott from the infamous sitcom, The office.

Michael scott: can she fit in a regular size rowboat?

woman: no, she can't fit in a regular size rowboat.

Michael Scott: Dammit, i knew it Phyllis, i knew it!

the rowboat test

by Potatoinvation January 18, 2024

Havard Rowboat

When a row of guys sit behind each other belly to back naked and jack off the guy in front of them while the front guy yells stroke. 3 to 5 guys on a team. Winner is 1st team to have 2/3 of the team to ejaculate.

The USA Havard Rowboat team were exhausted after losing to France in the finals

by GUMBALICIOUS August 28, 2023

asian rowboat

When there are three asians on a rowboat, role playing gay sex. By eating each other’s ass.

I saw gays on an asian rowboat.

by CoCoToasty June 5, 2018

ATV and Rowboat

Two weird yet random idiots who make a series called “Idiots in a bedroom”. There is no romantic relations between the two, however both are super gay

Rowboat: welcome to idiots in a bedroom
ATV: We are ATV and Rowboat.
Rowboat: I am Rowboat

ATV: and I am ATV
Rowboat: how did two completely different vehicles become friends? We don’t know.

by Rowboat Games October 22, 2022

Rowboat

Adjective... The act of motorboating smaller titties. For the simple fact that they make a splash noise and not a motor sound.

Yeah well I rowboated those tires and really got her goin'.

by Tinytitmcgee March 6, 2021

Hobo Rowboat

It's that thing where you do a Dutch rudder, but to two guys while you sit in the middle.

That was a great hobo rowboat. Now you guys gotta go, my wife will be home soon

by DOOFUSDAD October 4, 2018

The Canadian Rowboat

One partner will climb on top of the other reverse cowgirl/boy. They will both make a rowing motion while repeating “Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!” The first partner to climax will yell “I Canucked”, then collapse on the other, hold them tightly and say “I’m sooorry”.

I hooked up with this dude last night, we did The Canadian Rowboat and fell sleep, I've never felt so close to someone.

by Quarantine Improv December 3, 2021