Ross

An absolute arse. Don't trust a Ross for he is a prick. Ross's tend to like getting smashed and forgetting everything.

Person 1: Do you remember last night?
Person 2: No I was as smashed as a Ross.

by WizardSilver November 10, 2018

Ross

We were on a break

Rachel: you slept with another woman
Ross: we were on a break

by Woopwoop July 30, 2018

Ross

Ross is a dashingly handsome man with bright blue eyes that would make a women fall in love. He is always trying to make people laugh. He has many friends and is usually quite nice. Ross is good at football and other sports. He is also very smart and good at writing and math.

Hey wanna hang tonight?
No I have to do work sorry man.
You're such a Ross!

by Haily Nobble April 18, 2017

Ross

A poetic, socially critical, cynical hominid intellectual, with an insatiable appetite for alcohol, women marijuana, psilocybin mushrooms and an unfathomable contempt for authority as well as other cultural institutions. He is typically an Alpha male loner, with no need for a pack. He maybe be considered a shaman by some and by others a schizophrenic with tourette's syndrome.

Somehow Ross got that woman into him with is intelligent banter about social structure.

Ross left with the woman after they finished their beers to go smoke blunts and eat shrooms.

by DonJaun Delanouche February 2, 2010

Ross

Random Orgasmic Sexual Spurt; when one just blows his load for no apparent reason whatsoever.

Nick rossed in his pants that one night.

by Rico Suaviar February 26, 2009

Ross

A bald guy from Newport who doesn't come out with the lads because he's under his misses' thumb.

Sorry boys I can't come out on Saturday because the misses is making me spend time with her. I'm pulling a Ross.

by Mills93 November 14, 2019

Ross

The kind of person who likes the song "Old Town Road" and drives in a lifted 4.0 jeep. He loves to throw in hoggers, and smoke then cigs. Ross is a lovely guy.

Ross is a total hick from turtle crick.

by kjbsrg,kjbsrdhbvh.rwb/vmna/mfx April 25, 2019