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Cooch Rooster

My ole lady Queefs so much during Sex that I call her a Cooch Rooster!
by Phred Smith 7777 January 31, 2019
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rooster lollipop

Another term for "cocksucker" (rooster = cock, lollipop = sucker).
Man, I'd like to find the rooster lollipop that stole my bike!
by theekopper April 12, 2010
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teddy roosevelt

A name that is generally used as a nickname for the 26th president of the united states. He disliked being called teddy and prefered that people adress him by his rank. While growing up, Mr. Roosevelt had severe asthma, to the point where he had to sleep standing up sometimes. He was picked on for this, and his father encouraged him to take up boxing for self defense, he became experianced and practiced it in college, at Harvard.

He decided to retire to the badlands after his fall through with politics and his first wife's death. He became a deputy sheriff, and one time, he hunted down 3 men who had stolen his river boat. After a particularly bad winter where he lost most of his cattle he decided to move back east.

He married again and became interested in politics once more. In the 1900 election he was put on the republican ballot as v-p to McKinnley (the republicans feared him, for even though he was a part of their party he was too radical, so they decided to let him be v-p one time to quench his desire to hold office, they belived that he would step down afterwards). Unfortunatly for the republicans, McKinnley was shot in 1901 by some anarchist.

Mr. Roosevelt quickly started to change the way things ran, he started breaking up trusts; he was the first president to do so, which resulted in his nickname the "trustbuster". Whenever he did not get his way in congress, he would give a speech to the public, then the public would complain to their senators and representitives until Mr. Roosevelt got his way. He labled the white house a "bully pulpit" which was the perfect place for him to give his speeches.

Quick things about Mr. Roosevelt:
-one of the first presidents to have his voice recorded
-first predient to settle a labor dispute
-first,(and I believe only) president to win the nobel peace prize
-he set up a group of soliders known as the "rough riders" during the Spanish American War and they kicked ass
-he got the rights for the Panama Canal to be built
-he set off huge acres of land in America for conservation
-he liked to hunt wild animals for sport, he killed mountain lions with knives ocasionally

His presidency lasted from 1901-1909. His hand picked sucsesor, Taft, became the next president. Many of Taft's decisions enraged Mr. Roosevelt, which caused him to create the bull moose party and run for re-election in 1912. During one of his speeches Mr. Roosevelt was shot in the chest, but a folded copy of his 50 page speech and his glasses case in his chest pocket slowed the bullet. He hypothisized that the bullet did no major damage based on the fact that he was not coughing up blood. He continued the speech with, "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."; he decided not to have the bullet removed and he lived with it for the rest of his life.

Theodore Roosevelt was one of the countries greatest preidents and is currently ranked as number 5-6 on many surveys.
qoute about Teddy Roosevelt after his death: "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight"
by invaderzerock June 14, 2009
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Rooster clawed

When someone scratches someone else with their toenail.
“Ahhh! You fucking rooster clawed me again! Trim your disgusting toe nails you lazy asshole.”
by StyreneOxide August 18, 2018
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Roosevelt

A funny, active, cute, and cool person to hang with. He is always there for someone when needed. He loves sports and love to eat, and he is also quiet and always alone because what had happen in his life was growing up. Roosevelt is a fun and caring guy once you get to know him and if he choice to tell you what's going on in his life, what's on his mind, and tell about his feelings.
Have a Friend name Roosevelt
by Jigjizzle March 26, 2017
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rooster head

a moron who listens to punk rock and has a stupid red mohawk with the sides of his head shaved.
I'm bored, you wanna go beat up some rooster heads with me later on?
by A WHITE GUY October 20, 2013
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roboshrinks

A sardonic term for mental health clinicians working in California prisons who are being slowly shaped into robotic units of questionable integrity.
Will ethics prevail among the roboshrinks?
by Dr Bunnygirl April 2, 2019
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