Romneyed

To get beaten by surprise.
When you expect to win big, and are smug about the outcome.
Then later find out you got your butt whipped by a large margin.
To find out you are a loser.

Campaign worker: " The final votes are in Mr. President, you've
been Romneyed."

by jsd9632 November 6, 2012

Romneying

Making a huge bet most people cannot afford

I am romneying $10,000 that I will win this match

by polotics April 7, 2012

romney

A mediocre and boring choice that is the only real option because all other options are fucking insane or impossible.

Based of the 2012 republican candidate Mitt Romney campaigning against Gingrich, Santorum and Paul.

Guy 1- “You have the choice of eating prunes, broken glass, used condemns, or grilled unicorn. What’s your choice?”
Guy 2- “I guess I’ll go with the Romney and take the prunes.”

by bhunt8989 April 9, 2012

romney

vomit

I was so nauseated by the list of candidates that I wanted to romney all over my ballot.

by Bob Rush October 15, 2008

romney

The bloody gobs of endometrial tissue that sometimes come out with a woman's period.

"Eww, those little blobs of romney are so disgusting!"

by feministhulk August 16, 2011

to Romney

To defecate in terror

To Romney - What Mitt Romney's dog Seamus did. He was being transported in a cage on the roof of the Romney's car on a long drive to Canada. When brown ooze began running down the side of the car, Romney hosed down the dog and the car and replaced Seamus on the roof.

by FulhamBoy27 January 27, 2012

romney

The stain left behind when a person has relieved himself of a deep anal itch. Related words: prospecting and mitt

Dude you're full of shit. Literally theres a romney spread across the back of your long johns.

by Tommy Longjohn March 11, 2012