Rocky Road

The act of shitting in your hand, letting it dry, and then throwing it at random cars, distracting the driver.

I heard Tom got hit by a Rocky Road from some teenagers going off of 121.

by Spong1e October 16, 2023

Rocky Roads

Rocky roads are streaks of poop.

There are so many rocky roads in my toilet!

by 69BigBen69 April 5, 2022

rocky road oyster

When ya girl sucks so hard,your nuts swell to the size of bull nuts

Oh God my girl gave me a rocky road oyster!!!

by JohnDadIsAPlumbr May 19, 2018

Rocky Road Head

It is when you are driving on a bumpy road while a girl with braces gives you a blowjob from the back seat and when you hit a big bump the braces tear your foreskin.

Guy 1: “my dick really hurts man.”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”

by HelplessButter October 29, 2019

Rocky Road Bumbkin

A rocky road bumbkin is a rim job while driving! Like road head, only better!

She gives a great rocky road bumbkin!

by Khaki86 October 9, 2023

Rocky Road Tiger Tiger

When you snort a lot of thick rocks.

Jorden went rocky road tiger tiger and now we are never gonna make cocaine outside of a lab again.

by EddieBrock5 January 12, 2024

Rocky Road Hard

Ejaculating a kidney stone into 1 or more of a women's orifices.

Gale choked from the stone caught on her tonsils from the rocky road hard incident.

by Skullylove March 21, 2023