Roadie

beer for the drive/ride

We took a couple of Roadies to drink in the car.

by dopplewangerM June 13, 2009

roadie

A cyclist who rides road bikes, typically to the exclusion of all other riding styles (mountian, cyclocross, tri, singlespeed, etc).

In true roadie style, Josh shaved his legs before his first spring rides.

by bike bikely February 21, 2004

Roadside Cider

The plastic bottles of piss found in the gutters and verges of roads everywhere.

My windscreen washers have run out! No problem there's a bottle of roadside cider a few yards down the road - eurggh

by Fukuwarai February 13, 2009

Roadskies

The last little bit of weed left in a bowl that you will finish after one hit. Sometimes thrown away by a novice smoker who forgets to check if there is weed left by taking one last hit before he packs the bowl again.

"Woah, what the fuck are you doing man? Don't dump that. There's still some roadskies left in that bowl"

"Man I was fine until I took a hit of the roadskies, then i just couldn't move. I just sat there all night and listened to The White Album on repeat"

-"Fuck man we are out of weed?"
-"Nah there's still roadskies left. I call dibs"

by Shanski July 2, 2009

Roadside Taco Burglary

The act of any white male, generally overweight with hipster glasses and a backwards snap-back cap, driving up in a painfully modded Honda Civic attempting to take your Taco Bell taco while you are stopped on the side of the road.

"I was just trying to enjoy my taco and all the sudden I was caught up in a Roadside Taco Burglary. It was a close call!"

by Austin The Drummer January 23, 2014

Roadie Dave

Roadie Dave - is that one friend that has an alternate personality when her/she gets drunk. Their aggression is usually sexual in nature. They tend to yell and scream obscenities.

Roadie Dave: I'm gonna get you (while seductively running his or her fingers over their lips and/or nipples)

Friend: ROADIE DAVE! Ahh Shiiet guys Roadie Dave has arrived. Someone gettin' humped!

Roadie Dave: OH YEAH! ( doesn't blink and stares at you in the eyes )

by Fudgie June 29, 2017

Reverse Texas Roadie

A noun. When a morbidly obese women rides you, reverse cowboy style, while you’re driving your car.

“Yo Phyllis gave me the best Reverse Texas Roadie on our drive to the city today.”

by YaBoiiii100-31 November 3, 2019