sex ritual

When you want to cast magic you have to take the girl and get her to suck your balls, and cum on her chest . And then a bunny is shoved through her Virginia and whala you have a sex ritual.

I wanted to make a bunny so I had a sex ritual.

by Handcuff October 5, 2018

ritalin

Ritalin is a drug for people with ADD
its mentioned in Greenday's jesus of suburbia

'On a steady diet of
Soda pop and Ritalin'

by ranikins94 December 24, 2007

riezal

don’t want a perfect partner. just want someone to act silly with, someone who treats you well and loves being with you more than anything.

Im riezal,nigga!!

by Rielek April 22, 2018

Ritalin

A drug meant for people with ADHD/ADD, in order to help them control their hyperactivity and help their attention span. It can also be used as a drug for recreational purposes, but is generally advised not to be because it is dangerous if not used properly.

Doctor to Mother: We will need to put Adam on Ritalin to control his ADD.

Ben: Hey bro, got any Ritalin?
Bill: Why, you got ADHD?
Ben: Nah I need some new drugs to try.
Bill: You better not dude, that shit can mess you up.

by HannahFancyPants November 25, 2016

satanic ritual

The act of consuming a large quanity of illegal drugs and drawing a pentagram on the floor of your living room out of ketchup or ash and stabbing a virgin in the face in the center of the pentagram while singing children songs backwards this is usually done at night in the company of stuffed animals and empty boxes the performer must have an erection the entire duration of the ritual to symbolize a "horn" and his closeness to the almighty dark lord. without the erection the entire ritual will fail and he will probably be arrested shortly after.

Person #1: dude i fucked up my satanic ritual

Person #2: i'll pick up some viagra for you

Person #1 thanks man your such a bro

by asshole 74 April 14, 2011

Ritalin

A controlled substance prescribed to kids dealing with ADD/ADHD and some people in Adulthood. Some may call it "synthetic speed".

I was up on a 72 hour ritalin binge, I ran out and kept seeing pieces of ritalin on the ground even though it was drywall.

by FDC88 February 24, 2015

ritual

1. A religious custom. (See customs.)

2. An action repeated on a schedule.

3. A repetitive action motivated by a compulsion.

1. Judaism requires adherents to wash their hands as a ritual.

2. Employees are scheduled to wash their hands before returning to work.

3. Psychological compulsion may cause ritual hand-washing.

by Downstrike May 26, 2004