Richmond, Ma

a small town in western massachusetts, five minutes away from the new york state border. Many 'Richmondites', as the towns people are called, go to New York State to see civilization. Richmond has more cows than people and does not have a stop light. The consolidated school has one hundred and eighty students grades pre-school through eigth grade. There is a large apple orchard in Richmond. Did I mention that there is absolutely nothing to do?

Tourists from surrounding states and cities, mainly New York City, come to the town of Richmond to look at the foliage. The Richmondites look down upon these tourists because they usually can't drive very well.

Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick has a house in Richmond, Massachusets. He is loved by the Richmondites for obvious reasons. What a great guy!

"I come from Richmond, MA but you've probably never heard of it...Deval Patrick lives there, though!"

by Yarmo February 28, 2008

Richmond Regards

The dramatic act of leaving your excrement in a bag in a prominent location at a lovers house.

Used in 1 of 3 ways;

1. A break-up device (when a text message or argument in the street just can't sum up your disdain for your former-partner).

2. As a fetish tool - to surprise and excite your loved one when they return home from work.

3. Accidentally. When your lover heads out for work - leaving you in bed. You proceed to lay an enormous cable in their toilet and (petrified of flooding their apartment or leaving the huge log to float and welcome them home later) you panic and decide to scoop it into a bag and drop it into the nearest bin when you leave...but forget to take it with you and leave it on the sideboard in the hallway for them to discover upon their return.

"What a prick he was. I couldn't help it - when he left I went nuts. I flushed his goldfish down the toilet, ripped all his jeans in half, left a message for his mum saying he got a hooker pregnant...oh, and before I stormed out...I left my Richmond Regards at the top of his closet...should take him a couple of days to find."

"Hi honey, just wanted to leave you a message to say I can't wait to see you tonight...and in the meantime...I've left you my Richmond Regards on your bedside table. Enjoy"

"I couldn't believe it. I really clicked with this guy...and as soon as the door slammed shut I though 'Fuck...I've left him my Richmond Regards'"

by Shannoniax May 18, 2010

Richmond Virginia

Richmond, Virginia. Richmond served as the capital of the Confederate States of America, and many important American Civil War landmarks remain in the city today, including the Virginia State Capitol and the White House of the Confederacy. Area’s of the city include: The Fan District, West End, Northside, Southside, East End, Manchester, ect. Trade grew rapidly in Richmond, primarily in the agriculture sector, but also in the slave trade. Slaves were imported to Richmond's Manchester docks from Africa, and were bought and sold at the same market. There are plenty of beautiful landmarks as well as tourist sights to see in Richmond. Although Richmond has had problems with crime over many years, and has ranked above the national average for many years, it is slowly improving and falling down in the ranks. Richmond held the #4 title in 2006 for most violent cities of America with populations of 100,000 - 250,000. Richmond is also a minority majority city. over 50% of the city demographics are African American.

guy1) Is Richmond Virginia in the worst cities list?

guy2) according to wikipedia...

United States cities by crime rate (by populations of 100,000 - 250,000)

1) Michigan,Flint
2) Alabama,Birmingham
3) California,Richmond
4) Virginia ,Richmond
5) California ,Inglewood
6) Arkansas ,Little Rock
7) Kansas ,Kansas City
8) Louisiana, Baton Rouge

by Eric101 February 26, 2009

Richmond uniform

For dudes, straight-leg jeans, plaid shirt, beanie, keys clipped to your belt loop with a carabiner, beard, and a cigarette.

For chicks, replace the straight-leg jeans with jeggings and the beard with some kind of facial piercing.

Named after the ubiquitous mode of dress in Richmond, VA.

I had to shave for work, now my Richmond uniform is all messed up.

by demedici December 10, 2010

rghmon

When someone becomes so enraged or aggrivated they can't say anything and change into a rage filled creature uncontrollable fiend capable of massive destruction.

Oh god, that bitch made me so....AHHHH RGHMON! *transforms*

by Petorius April 6, 2005

Rimo

The remarkable man who will blow your mind the moment you lay eyes on him. A male model who is adored by the fairer sex for his sexiness. He is tall, dark and has a smile that will melt any woman's heart. His sporty, funny, crazy about love, kind, intelligent and a smart dresser and of course his labels are all made in Italy. Everyone that knows Rimo comments on his vivacious character and gentle nature. He'll bewitch all those who fall under his steady gaze. His the strong silent type who doesn't take relationship breakups very well. His cocky but not arrogant and has an eye for detail. His very caring and protective towards his family and friends and would go out of his way to lend a helping hand. He is the best friend/boyfriend/brother/husband anyone could have. Everyone should love Rimo because I certainly do.

Rimo is the only man to make my heart beat, my palms sweat and my face blush , he makes me feel alive.

by Juliet's ego October 7, 2017

Rahmona

what a dream! Rahmona is absolutely gorgeous. she has long blonde hair and deep brown eyes. her hair is always goals and her eyebrows are on fleeeeeeek! She is everyone's friend, although she has 2 Best Friends and although they're not in the same classes in school, they always go round together. Rahmona is such a kind, loving, confident girl who loves doing dance and gymnastics.

boy- hey is that Rahmona!

Best friend- back off she's my Rahmona!

by TruthfulFroggo March 16, 2018