ricardo

Street slang for guys in their thirties with the best dick of the male population , will generally dislike drama , and vanilla relationships . use caution when engaging in sexual activities with a ricardo especially if his last name is gonzales although serious but not life threatening please seek medical advice for orgasms lasting more than 4 hours.

Hi susan did you have a good time with that guy you met on tinder last night. Was the dick lame or was it that good ricardo dick

by amazing bestdick December 21, 2016

Ricardo Boyd

One of the most fine bois living in the country of the bahamas. Husband to be to Neshe. Kinda shy and sensitive. A devoted memer. Passive aggressive. Did I mention sexy asf? Sweetest boy alive. Deserves the world and more. More intelligent than you think. Just adorable tbh. Daddy asf. Gives awesome cuddles and kisses. Loved by Neshe veryyyy much ^-^

Neshe: I love me some Ricardo Boyd

Ricardo Boyd: Love you too baby

by NesheIsChocolate April 12, 2019

Ricardo

A male with a enormus cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girl: I got fucked by RICARDO last week and i still cant walk.

by pancho pena December 9, 2012

Ricardo

Ricardo is a type of guy who will love u no matter what but he is a very bad boy he all ways gets in trouble but a great at kissing.

Omg I heard Ricardo is a great at kissing.

Everyone says he is bad but he is just misunderstood.

by Bbg...dez February 9, 2018

Ricardo

A lying cheat. Insecure so needs validation and attention. A violent narcissist who is racist and playing the system. Worships some made up religion and lies even about SSGT he ate for breakfast

Girl: hey Ricardo what you up to?
R: oh I’m out living the dream

Truth: sat fucking my phone because no one loves me
Girl; oh ok take it easy

by Stop cheating July 26, 2021

ricardo fail

noun: when a teacher underestimates a students capability in finding the answer online, leading to the teacher being lazy and copying questions from the world wide web ie. sparknotes

person 1: hey did you do that essay for english?
person 2: Yeah! i found it on sparknotes, the question and the answer

person 1: HAHA RICARDO FAIL!

by AWESOME 101 March 31, 2011

Ricardo

He’s gonna steal your bitch

Kevin Kevin Ricardo

by Big dick Garry March 31, 2019