a place where everyones girlfriend has cheated once, was sorry, but still liked the cheating up until they were caught and its usually with a guy that was way uglier than the boyfriend she was with. usually a cousin.
rhode island, where everyone is single and ready to mingle 90% of the time even when they are married with kids.
rhode island, easiest state to get someones wife to go down on you for a 50$ wine and dine or some drugs.
rhode island, that akward moment when you realize your lady slept with every hood nigga in the room.
rhode island, where the men are the women and the women are the men.
rhode island, where everyone is single and ready to mingle 90% of the time even when they are married with kids.
rhode island, easiest state to get someones wife to go down on you for a 50$ wine and dine or some drugs.
rhode island, that akward moment when you realize your lady slept with every hood nigga in the room.
rhode island, where the men are the women and the women are the men.
rhode island guy 1: my girlfriend would never cheat on me.
rhode island guy 2: uh, she sucked my dick months ago and kissed you with it the same day.
rhode island guy 1: all rhode island women are whores.
rhode island guy 2: she sucked a good dick tho.
rhode island guy 2: uh, she sucked my dick months ago and kissed you with it the same day.
rhode island guy 1: all rhode island women are whores.
rhode island guy 2: she sucked a good dick tho.
by un-anonymous January 26, 2018
Rhode Island is a place where the most popular sport is politics because everyone's in it - even the Mafia!
Virtually every member of the Rhode Island General Assembly is a member of the Democratic Party. The only exemption is Governors, which as of late have been all GOP.
by DanCBJMS April 22, 2007
French guy acting homie: Yo, geographically challenged yankee guy, do you know how big France is?
geographically challenged yankee guy: Nah maaaan, we didn't do no geo-graffy is high-school man!
French guy acting homie: It's about 500 Rhode Islands.
geographically challenged yankee guy: Nah maaaan, we didn't do no geo-graffy is high-school man!
French guy acting homie: It's about 500 Rhode Islands.
by Patrickdub January 17, 2008
1.A great state to leave 2.A half baked experiment in politics gone horribly awry 3.A great place to drink & drive ( even if you only have to go around the block, as it beats walking in most towns, there are bars everywhere, and most cops don't care unless you hit something and they actually have to put down their donut and work )4. A textbook example of how to destroy otherwise beautiful & picturesque coastal property 5. A great place to find an amazing variety of food at any hour of the day or night ( if you know where to go ) 6. A great state to leave
by Fritay February 22, 2007
This is a horrible place with corrupt police, lawyers, and certain few wealthy running it. It is best not to go there unless you like jail, unjust punishment, along with the occasional police beat down.
by RI_Citizen January 30, 2009
by Providencebeast April 16, 2007
by masshole#1 November 06, 2005