Retarded Penquin

When you sneak up behind a retarded person and pull his pants down around his ankles and yell "ICE CREAM!!"..... in his excitement He begins running aimlessly .....however due to the fact that his pants are around his ankles he instead waddles around much like a retarded penquin would

"Hey tom lets go follow those kids that just got off the short bus and pull a couple retarded penquins on them "

by Super jo jo and friends June 27, 2016

Stinky-doo-doo-poo-poo-retard

The most degrading comment one can receive to the highest degree. Describes someone who is being a knucklehead and an ignoramous at the same time.

Joe: The government is turning the frickin' frogs gay, bro!

Sean: You're being a real stinky-doo-doo-poo-poo-retard right now, "bro".

by LigmaDeezNutz July 29, 2018

rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.

You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!

by Oceanside263 October 13, 2009

Retarded Nigger

A nigger that is retarded .

That black dude just tried to stole my bike and he fell halfway .
Lol , what a retarded nigger .

by RetarderusNiggerus October 17, 2018

liam the retard

big ass retard who doesnt have friends

liam the retard is a retard

by red tahng February 16, 2017

Retard strength

The inexplicable physical force possessed by the mentally handicapped, even after they have been institutionalized or are incapable of any excercise program. Retard strength is never used for any constructive purpose, and often results in unintentional injury.

Even after he broke out of his restraints and had three guards and a nurse subduing him, he still had enough retard strength to break two chairs and a table.

by Drgorpon November 13, 2006

Retardis

A term for a person that is actually more retarded on the inside than they appear to be on the outside.

Derived from "retard" and the Dr Who Tardis machine.

"I didn't realise she was so stupid at first! She is such a retardis!"

by drmwoz October 28, 2009