Reindeer Effect

The frustration after not being able to cum while fapping. (reference to the Christmas PornHub icon of a cute reindeer that stares at you.)

Dude, I tried to watch porn last night and got the reindeer effect.

by ABQueen April 4, 2016

Reindeer Games

Absolutely terrible movie starring Ben Affleck.

I can't believe I just wasted 2 hours watching Reindeer Games...I'm going to find Ben Affleck and make him pay me back.

by Crizz August 28, 2008

Satan's reindeer

A Chevy Impala used as an undercover unit, especially to catch speeders.

I got popped doin' sixty in a forty-five last night by Satan's reindeer.

by deadbox February 7, 2008

reindeer hooves

the size of the lips around the girls pussy.

holy fuck look at the reindeer hooves on that girl

by hoove lover October 23, 2009

French Reindeer

Derived from "The Jon Dore Television Show", the German word for reindeer is the same as the French word for "vagina".

Colin: Are you going hunting over the holidays? Do you need to borrow my AK?
Blake: No, I'm good, I'm going for French Reindeer

by FriendlyFriend December 27, 2008

raping reindeer

When a person shits in your eye and hits you in the face.

Josh just gave Matt K. a raping reindeer.

by Tyler mcadoome December 8, 2006

Reindeer Fucker

Slang term used to describe someone of Norwegian descent, or someone from the Scandinavian aboriginal tribes, due to the abundance of reindeer in northern Scandinavia.

Hey man, that dumb Norwegian's here again! That silly reindeer fucker!

by Johnnnnnnnnnnggg August 17, 2010