Reet

U.S. military term, more specifically in the Air Force, used to describe someone who knows nothing outside the military. They live on their knees with the dicks and jizz of leadership in their mouth. They live and die by regulations. Don’t ever get caught with hands in your pocket or a string hanging off your uniform with a Reet nearby.

SSgt Dickhole is a god damn Reet

Look at those reets correcting uniform discrepancies. Nothing gets me more fired up bud!

by Reet God January 23, 2018

Reets

Slang; pertaining to retardation

"you spilled the beer, you are a reets!"

by Hilly and Claire May 23, 2006

Reet

A word to describe someone who is retarded. Sometimes said slowly.

Jimmy got an F in the test, what a reet.

"Hey Jimmy, I'm pregnant."

"Reeeeeet!"

by proutyboyxoxo November 22, 2009

reet

north east england colloquialism for "right"

"Allreet?"
"yeah, im fine"

by kham June 01, 2005

Reet

Reet's ..Individual Retail Investors, the average
trader who is either Short , Long, and/ or day traders.

Hedge Funds manipulate the market, making it hard for
Reet's to get a decent order filled on any stock, on any given day.

by Corswecan June 16, 2008

Reet

Reet means Hello or Hi

Reet mate how you doing!
You can extend it also like Reeeet, it's really funny

by Assad Khan February 13, 2009

reet

the noise a possum makes

the mutant possum in the roof said REET! before eating another small child.

by MCHEVA December 20, 2006