by David November 21, 2004
The burning sensation in one's balloon knot after dropping a fire dookie. This extremely painful sensation is usually caused by power drinking while on a bender or extremely spicy food. Also may be caused by not properly cleaning after swamp ass.
While taking a shower, the water hit my Texas Red-Eye causing me to scream like a gay dude at a Cher concert.
by MFresh May 17, 2008
The sensual act of a female putting her breasts inside one's anus. The more tits in there at one time, the better. (Also called a Slime Job)
Dude, Karl just got the best Slimy Red Eye he has ever gotten, he said there must have been 5 tits up his asshole!
by RT Master February 09, 2009
When you are smoking weed, your eyes glaze over and make you eyes look red. the jedi part is mainly due to the skills of jedis (:
by rawrzkiz July 04, 2009
similar to the Jedi knight, the red eye knight draws his power not from "the force" but from "the Kush" and wields a bong instead of a light saber
by IVtomatoXX July 20, 2008
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