Mirror reboot

When you are so tremendously ugly you get freaked out in front of the mirror

Carly did a mirror reboot after being hungover

by Wooloke January 18, 2015

reboot the system

To kick the shit out of someone in an effort to correct their behavior

Jason was acting like a twat, so I had to reboot the system.

by Guitarplayer4life36 February 4, 2016

Reboot

The time it that takes for a man to get hard and cum again.

He had almost no reboot time until we were at it again.

by Speak the trut July 9, 2019

reboot

when some country asshole wannabe kicks you straight up the ass

jake- your a bitch
shane- reboot
jake- what?!....my assholeeeee

by steer the reaper December 10, 2019

Reboot-y

When you and your wife dress up really nice for a classy party, but get too drunk to hump that night. The next morning, you convince her to put the sparkly dress back on, so you can pull it up and do her from behind as if it were the prior evening.

Trudie and I got so drunk last night that we passed out before we could bone. Thankfully, she let me do the reboot-y this morning.

by Scotty Nice December 16, 2019

Reboot

When you die in Fortnite and your friend if their your real friend should do everything to reboot you if not than bye sis

Me(eims):Tara I’m shot get my reboot card “
Tara:(tazza):“Oh I’m too far away on the map and I’ll get caught in the eye
Me: *leaves game*

by Muffinlover12345 April 16, 2020

Sellout Reboot

A reboot of a once beloved show on a TV channel that ignores the desires of it's consumers that has been dumbed down. Stripped off all it's polish, good writing, character development, relationships, world building and replaced with tacky, ADHD humor that isn't even funny, In favor of "Da Kids".

Idiotic persistent Friend: Hey bro did you check out the new episode of Adult Midgets Go! last night? Hilarious right?

Woke Friend: I don't watch crap. I respect that you like that show. Please respect that I DON'T like sellout reboots.

by 8ZakattacK9 June 18, 2020