rebecca rolled

to be tricked into clicking a link of Rebecca Blacks Friday video.

ZOMG!! thats the 4th time i've been Rebecca Rolled today.

by magicninja123 April 12, 2011

Rejection Day

February 13th. February 14th, or Valentine's Day, is of course the perfect day for everyone with a sweetheart. So the day before is basically the day people make a last ditch effort to start scrambling for a rebound or when desperate a butterface but end up getting turned down by the same chicks who believe they deserve better but don't have shit, not fucking shit, not motherfucking shit to offer back. You don't win on Rejection Day.

Kyle: Everyone's talking about how great tomorrow's gonna be because they get to spend it doing romantic stuff like cuddling and watching movies and eating candlelit dinner. Maybe I'll go find a girl so I don't feel left out.

Jake: Dude, you'll end up with some chick that just broke up with another guy or a girl with the best body with a horrible face, besides either way you'll get turned down. You can't win.

Kyle: Just watch me. *goes to a bar and sees some random blonde* Hey, you look gorgeous. Maybe we could hook up?

Random Blonde: I just broke up with some douchebag, I'm not ready for another relationship because I feel like I deserve better than a guy who brought me roses and chocolate while I was in the hospital after surgery, leaving him to pay all the bills and cook dinner.

Kyle: Oh... Right. Take care. *walks away and sees a chick from behind, noting her beautiful body* Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice...*girl turns around, revealing the most inhuman face known to man* ...OH GOD. *temporary blindness from her ugly face*

Butterface Girl: Hi, I'm Stacy. If you're looking for me to be your girlfriend I'm sorry, but no.

Kyle: I'm just gonna go curl up and cry now. *goes back to Jake*

Jake: What did I tell you? You can never win on Rejection Day.

Kyle: *sobs* DAMN YOU, Rejection Day!

by TwoKings March 1, 2014

Rebecca

She is a very loving, caring, beautiful girl who cares if you do anything that could hurt you and worries about you and if you need help with something she will be there and if she needs help she will tell you also she likes you for you not the size of you d*ck or your hair or your body she likes you for your personality also she likes music and doesn't force you to like hers but she will suggest you some and they are usually really good if your into that genre. Also she will deal with your @$$hole friends as long as they don't go to far (don't act like you don't have any friends like that) and she can take a joke,she may ball-tap you sometimes but she is doing it out of love saying you went full @$$hole, you never go full @$$hole and even then she does apologize. Also she likes being independent and likes buying her own food and stuff and opening her own doors and not everything being done for her (and gets mad at me when I do it for her but it doesn't mean I'm going to stop) but she does enjoy being carried. Also she is the only one that can make me smile and isn't afraid to be herself or weird and i'm extremely lucky to be dating such an amazing girl ~her @$$hole CJ

Rebecca is an amazing,funny,caring,helpful,generous girl and I love her with all my heart and would kill to protect her.

by Cjhzombiekiller July 16, 2014

Rebecca Black

Accomplished musical artist renowned for her skills in reciting the days of the week while having lots of FUN FUN FUN. Her life has been characterized by a series difficult decisions, such as picking a seat on the way to school.

Person 1: Today it is Friday. What was yesterday?
Person 2: Thursday, man! Didn't you learn anything from the new Rebecca Black song?

by fridayfan April 1, 2011

rejection

What my love life currently consists of

She rejected me, and she did, oh and she did as well

by Rock DJ January 15, 2005

Rebecca

Rebecca is a AMAZING friend she is always there for you she is perfect but she doesn't know it . She gets angry at the smallest things but its hard to stay mad at her because she is so nice. when she makes a joke you will laugh so hard that it will be hard to breathe. she has beautiful eyes i love you becca

Rebecca is a name

by Becca Belle January 17, 2019

Rebecca Black

Singer of the song "Friday", she is the person accredited to clearing up confusion as to where in the week Friday actually falls. Her inspiring lyrics "yesterday was Thursday (Thursday) Today it is Friday (Friday). Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards" removed any confusion anyone may have had.
She is also an advocate for the "Difficult Decision- Which Seat Can I Take?" organization. She herself has had to deal with the stressful feelings that comes with picking a seat.

Thank you so much Rebecca Black, for showing me that my difficulty in choosing a seat to sit in is not uncommon.

by breathingelectricity April 2, 2011