Rapture Failure

Having the feeling of being totally perplexed, confused, and bewildered that something you absolutely believe in and expected to happen, didn't. This usually results in loss of friends, reputation, and maybe your livelihood.

After the rapture deadline of May 21, 2011 passed, many believers whose hopes were dashed had an extreme sense of rapture failure.

by bluespiper July 15, 2011

rapture moment

When you leave a room, come back and everyone is gone. Seems like the rapture just happened.

I left the family room to go pee, came back and everyone was gone. Total rapture moment.

by Singleinthecity704.com December 28, 2011

The Internet Rapture™

The theory that Youtubers will be charged with a felony by a yet to be approved bill (Bill S.978) with a possible penalty of up to 5 years in prison for uploading a video containing copyrighted content which to the alarmists indicates the end of the Internet as we know it.

The Internet Rapture™ is coming... soon it will be illegal to do karaoke or play games and upload it to Youtube.

by AvidyaUS July 3, 2011

Rapture bomb

As described by the Gizmodo blog : "get a bunch of your old clothes in full sets of pants, shirts, and shoes. Bonus points if you leave accessories like an old watch or sunglasses to go with them. Lay them out as if people have suddenly disappeared, leaving only the clothes behind. Be creative. Take pictures."

with all the clothes on my bedroom floor, it looks like a rapture bomb orgy happened

by Harold Camping October 5, 2011

You've Been Raptured

To have something bad happen to you, unexpectedly or not.

After Having your way with a girl, she gets up and tells you she has STDs or AIDS

A friend might pop into the room and scream, "You've been Raptured!"

A book falls on your foot in the library

A friend looks at you and says, "You've been raptured!"

by MeatheadMilitia July 9, 2011

Raptures

Hot as fuck.

"Bro you are like Raptures, cause you are hot as fuck"

by LilKorzini May 21, 2022

rapture

To rapture is to take off your clothes and leave a trail of them as soon as you walk into your home that leaves the appearance of a person having been raptured (carried off to heaven) leaving only their clothes behind - CG

I can tell when my kids are home because they just immediately rapture and leave a trail for me to follow.

by MrPractical October 14, 2025