Your man Steve is such a "Random Follower" look at him following another 1,000 people that he has no interest in what they say or do. He is trying to boost his numbers.
by Athalonius November 4, 2011
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Person 1: *hears the distant, ecstatic screams of monkeys* What is that?
Person 2: It's started.
Person 1: What has?
Person 2: *A single tear wells up in their eye and rolls down their face, it's hard to decern whether it is a tear of joy or sadness, the expression on their face makes it seem like both, they are happy because society will return to the glory of what it used to be, but they are sad that they must die to achieve this utopia but they are willing to because they know it is for the betterment of monkeykind* The Random Chimp Event.
Person 2: It's started.
Person 1: What has?
Person 2: *A single tear wells up in their eye and rolls down their face, it's hard to decern whether it is a tear of joy or sadness, the expression on their face makes it seem like both, they are happy because society will return to the glory of what it used to be, but they are sad that they must die to achieve this utopia but they are willing to because they know it is for the betterment of monkeykind* The Random Chimp Event.
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by Trudojo June 29, 2006
Get the Randominity mug.An occurrence of a critical hit happening at a seemingly arbitrary time. This phenomenon is usually associated with games such as Pokemon, Team Fortress 2, and other games.
More often than not it is viewed as a crutch/dumb luck and as quick relief from a situation that would otherwise result in your failure or death.
More often than not it is viewed as a crutch/dumb luck and as quick relief from a situation that would otherwise result in your failure or death.
*Player 1 dies*
Player 1: FUCKING RANDOM CRIT YOU GOT SO FUCKING LUCKY WITH THAT!!1
Player 2: rofl QQ more your tears are delicious
Player 1: FUCKING RANDOM CRIT YOU GOT SO FUCKING LUCKY WITH THAT!!1
Player 2: rofl QQ more your tears are delicious
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Get the random.php mug.1. An irresistible impulse to demand ransom in the absence of any economic motive
2. A mental illness in which you have a strong desire to kidnap foreign vessels
3. A mood disorder; an affective disorder in which the victim tends to respond excessively and sometimes violently during buccaneering.
2. A mental illness in which you have a strong desire to kidnap foreign vessels
3. A mood disorder; an affective disorder in which the victim tends to respond excessively and sometimes violently during buccaneering.
A. The kidnappers demanded a ransom of one million dollars so I don't think we can pay such that amount of money
B. They suffer ransomania. I am sure they are inclined to react violently if we don't pay ransom for our staff release.
B. They suffer ransomania. I am sure they are inclined to react violently if we don't pay ransom for our staff release.
by Abdi Mahad October 28, 2012
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"Oh wow didn't see you there that's totally awkward random."
"Well what do you bring Liam? ✨NO HAIR✨. That is totally awkward random."
"Well what do you bring Liam? ✨NO HAIR✨. That is totally awkward random."
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